by Dave February 12, 2006

*A person (yes, apparently men can be prostitutes as well) who condones sexual acts for payment of money.
*A hack received by a woman who is dressed beautifully, or if the woman is beautiful.
*A hack received by a woman who is dressed beautifully, or if the woman is beautiful.
"I didn't know guys could be prostitutes!"
-me
ME : "You got some nice duds today babe. ^-^"
CHICK : "Thank you. That other kid said I looked like a prostitute."
-me
ME : "You got some nice duds today babe. ^-^"
CHICK : "Thank you. That other kid said I looked like a prostitute."
by Dave March 20, 2004

A a good and kind ruler and King, loved by children and worshiped by women. A masterful master of masters.
All hail the Kirk, long live the Kirk.
The Kirk walked before them and they all bowed down.
The men all wished they could be Kirk.
The kids loved the kindness and generousity of the Kirk.
The Kirk walked before them and they all bowed down.
The men all wished they could be Kirk.
The kids loved the kindness and generousity of the Kirk.
by Dave July 26, 2006

Possibly the most boring game ever created. Much was expected from this game, but little was delivered. It still has the smallest arsenal of any shooter ever(excluding it's predesecor), and the multiplayer levels are still unimaginative. Some multiplayer levels are much too confusing, and some are just plain old open fields. There is no in-between. The only level that makes for a good time is Battle Creek. If your going to play this game, be sure to take a pillow because your sure to fall asleep due too boredom.
When everybody else fell asleep from playing Halo2, us real gamers busted out the N64 to play Goldeneye a.k.a. the good shooter game.
by Dave December 04, 2004

"CJ's my nigga! I can dress him up, bulk him up, hone his skills, and even customize his wheels. For shizzle!"
-me, in poor ghetto-talk
-me, in poor ghetto-talk
by Dave November 03, 2004

*Another term for a gorilla.
*A racist slur toward a black person (because of the physical similarities between black people and monkeys).
*A term referring to a person who lacks intelligence.
*A racist slur toward a black person (because of the physical similarities between black people and monkeys).
*A term referring to a person who lacks intelligence.
"Donkey Kong is an ape."
"Don't call a black person an ape please...."
"C'mon you dumb apes! We gotta get goin' before New York's Finest catches up!"
"What the hell're you waitin' for ya apes?! Kill him!"
"Don't call a black person an ape please...."
"C'mon you dumb apes! We gotta get goin' before New York's Finest catches up!"
"What the hell're you waitin' for ya apes?! Kill him!"
by Dave May 19, 2004

*To go somewhere to have breakfast, lunch, or dinner, particularly at a restaurant.
*To engage in oral sex with a woman's vagina (using your mouth and tongue).
*To engage in oral sex with a woman's vagina (using your mouth and tongue).
"Wanna go eat out at Old Country Buffet?"
"God she is so hot, I wanna eat her out!!!"
"Whether you're a guy or girl, pussy'll always drive ya crazy!"
-advice from Chris Rock
"God she is so hot, I wanna eat her out!!!"
"Whether you're a guy or girl, pussy'll always drive ya crazy!"
-advice from Chris Rock
by Dave February 24, 2006
