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Americoon

"Don't mess with an Americoon, raghead!"
-a black dude with patriotism
by Dave June 13, 2004
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yo so stoopid

The pronunciation of how an oriental person, be it japanese or chinese or korean, would say "you're so stupid". This line was made famous by Weird Al Yankovic's under-appreciated movie UHF (well, back in its day it was under-appreciated) by that martial arts teacher named Kuni.
"Nothiiiing!! Absolutely nothiiiing! STOOPIIIID!! YOOO SOOO STOOPIIIID!!!"
-Kuni bashing the chick who chose to take the box in Wheel of Fish, UHF
by Dave March 28, 2004
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malank

To go out of your way to be in a posistion to pointedly ignore someone.
Usually carried by socially inept people, gay men and occasionally emos.
e.g. Robin walked a different way to lectures in order to malank Bill.

"Did you see that? He came out of the shop to malank me then went back in. Freak"
by Dave March 21, 2005
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Ice T - he's a superflypimphustlergansgterhardcoremotherfucker
by Dave July 8, 2003
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meager

Someone, or something that is weak, meak, or perhaps wimpy. Someone who lacks confidence, and/or is shy.
He got shut down by that girl! That guy's meager.

I don't feel comfortable at this party. I'm going to meager on out of here.

I can only last about 1 minutes in bed before I blow my load. I feel so meager.

That guy's weak chin makes him look so meager.
by Dave March 4, 2003
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shibooty

adj. - That which has shibooty-like qualities.

n. - something which is unexplainable

v. - to shibooty (shibootied)
Dude! That's totally shibooty!

Q: So what happened after the panda melted?
A: Awwww man, it got all shibooty after that.

So after she pulled off her mask and showed you her "real face", what did you do?
Man, I shibootied her all night long!
by Dave November 18, 2003
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dictator

1. Any head of state or a popular movement that does not allow Western Imperialists to rape and pillage his or her country, provides adequate healthcare and education, doesn't offer up their people was sweatshop labor, does not fall into the embrace of the IMF, Worldbank, WTO and serves the wrong national interest, that of the people of his or her nation as opposed to those of Western multinational corporations.
Alexandre Lukashenko is a dictator because people in Belarus aren't starving and illiterate in the name of the corporate defined "free" market, while Islam Karimov in Uzbekistan, who boils political opponents alive and imprisons their mothers, is a man of democracy.
by dave May 13, 2005
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