technophobe

A person who is irrationally afraid of technology.

My mom says sitting to close to the TV will make my eyes go square! She's such a technophobe.

by Dave October 12, 2003

lay one

To flatulate (PC term for "fart").

"I need to lay one but I'm in public and I care about how I smell..."
-me

by Dave April 19, 2004

mang

Spanish pronunciation for "man".

Florida Tourist : "Excuse me sir, but could you please direct me to the nearest hotel?"
Cuban : "*shows off snake* I got a snake mang!"

by Dave July 13, 2004

injun

Racist slur toward a person of native american heritage.

See also ijin ; it's spelt this way so that it doesn't sound like it's mistaken for "engine".

"Damn injuns livin' in them teepees!"

by Dave April 06, 2004

Are You In The Army?

A VERY common question asked toward a person wearing woodland camouflage.

"Are you in the Army?"
"No. And you should know that there are more branches than just the Army. There's the Marines, Navy, Air Force & Coast Guard."
"Well excuse me! Jesus Christ I didn't know that! God you're such an ass-hole!"

by Dave November 04, 2004

shantees

When your g-string thong straps are showing on the sides

what a shantee!!!

by dave June 03, 2003

what it is

An expression made by cleverly switching the words "it" and "is" to create a grammatically nonsensical phrase meaning "What is it?". See "what up" or "aks" for similar constructions (or deconstructions depending on how you look at it).

"Hey, can I aks you a question?"

"Yeah, what it is?"

by dave July 01, 2004