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Female mammary glands. Although they are used biologically for feeding offspring, breasts are actually attractive. In fact, breasts are the #1 factor in how a woman looks to a man. In otherwords, the bigger a woman's breasts, the better.

The truth is also that men have breasts, but they're not so important as a woman's, and thus the male variant is often called "chest". Although, "chest" is used to refer to a woman's rack, often used in paranoia, either by women or men.

Overall, I love breasts. ^.^
"Me? Well, I prefer a woman's face, but I more and more understand, when it comes to love, the importance of a woman's bosoms. Supposedly it feels ticklish when they are fondled, and they also make fluffy pillows. Make sure you treat them good because it HURTS when you hit them. Nevertheless, be careful when looking at a woman's breasts, because if you look at them for too long instead of looking into her eyes, she will notice and possibly commence hostilities."
-me
breasts by Dave December 30, 2004

Rumble Roses 

Rumble Roses is an all-female wrestling game from Konami, which takes the WWE Smackdown gameplay engine, and basically, cashes in on a Konami protocol pertaining to the overall beauty of gorgeous female characters.

Rumble Roses received horrific reviews, but fuck them I say. Rumble Roses is pure cheesecake. With 10,000 polygons per character (each of whom are cute, hot, or beautiful, depending on your perspective), loads of secrets, and the best wrestling engine in the business, you really could do worse.
"Dixie Clemets is my favorite rose. -^-^- But so is Bloody Shadow, 'cause I have a thing for female ninjas.....ahh, I can't make up my mind, once again...^.^ "
-me
Rumble Roses by Dave December 28, 2004
*The energy within the Earth, according to Final Fantasy VII anyway. Pronounced "may-koh".

*The voice-actor of Aku in Samurai Jack. Pronounced "mah-koh".
"Once again, I am free to smite the world as I did in days long past..."
-Aku
Mako by Dave December 28, 2004

medical_emergency 

Some weird dude on the virtual pets site Neopets.
medical_emergency rocks in the battledome
medical_emergency by Dave December 26, 2004

Smells Like Teen Spirit 

The most overrated song that has been #1 for almost a decade, always beating out the superior Michael Jackson's Thriller video. Sung by Kurt Cobain, commonly referred to by degenerate youth as "God".
"Smells Like Teen Spirit sucks. Thriller is a better song, and a better music video. You know it, and I know it. So get over it."
-me
Smells Like Teen Spirit by Dave December 25, 2004
To make Russian, to turn something/someone into that of Russian nationality, etc.
"This package will give your PC a complete Russification."

"I like Russian militaria, especially ushankas....yep, I'm becoming Russified."
-me
Russify by Dave December 22, 2004

sketchyball 

Girls who go after guys who are more than 2 years older. Weird/sketchy. Sandra.
"I just went to UConn and hooked up with a senior!"
- sketchyball.
sketchyball by Dave December 20, 2004