dAN's definitions
make your neighbor lie face down on the floor with his ass cheeks spread. proceed to squirt mustard and ketchup on your penis and yell "time to wake up!!!!" then you hit the bastard on the head with an alarm clock and jump from a 10 story building and do a flying dutchman into his ass
by dan September 28, 2003
Get the the zorch plungemug. Bethan is absolutely lovely. She r0x0rs. Bethan likes paracetamol. Anyone who comes into contact with Bethan should feel enlightened.
by Dan June 28, 2004
Get the bethanmug. Common homosexual male usage of "gender bending," Miss Thing can be used both negatively and positively. Miss Thing can be used by gay men to denote someone who (often wihout merit) thinks that they are above every one else, or can be used almost as a homosexual equivalent to "homie"
1. "Oh Miss Thing, don't you even go there with me... you are NOT wearing the same thing as I am... "
2. "Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaay Miss Thing!"`
2. "Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaay Miss Thing!"`
by Dan April 21, 2004
Get the miss thingmug. 
National Association of Stock Car Auto Racing
Best sport out there w/o question. NASCAR is getting bigger and more popular every year and isn't slowing down.
People say "wow left turns all day". I would like to see you take that left turn at 200 mph 2 inches off another car's bumper without crashing.
Best sport out there w/o question. NASCAR is getting bigger and more popular every year and isn't slowing down.
People say "wow left turns all day". I would like to see you take that left turn at 200 mph 2 inches off another car's bumper without crashing.
by Dan February 14, 2005
Get the nascarmug. 
a fast food chain with mexican food instead of burgers and fries. ive never gotten the shits there, only really good food.
by Dan January 18, 2005
Get the Taco Bellmug.