dAN's definitions

ducktard

A ducktard is basically a fucktard, excpet that you get a pretty funny visual after calling them a ducktard.

You are a ducktard. (Then you snicker to yourself the immage of their head on a retarded ducks body.)

by dan July 25, 2004

heinz

Where Kerry gets all his campaign money

It's not blood money, it's ketchup money

by Dan April 10, 2004

little_gray

A northern lad obessed with motors and slags. Known to say "Fancy one up the council?"

"fancy one up the council?"

"You think you're little_gray or what?"

by dan September 29, 2004

Mullet-millionaire

A person who has become rich through a lottery win or some other type of windfall - not involving hard work or inheritance.

What a stinky cunt faced lucky mullet-millionaire cunt

by Dan July 18, 2005

magagical

A word which describes something that is better than magical.

That cheese is quite magagical. (Only to be used if the cheese is actually magical, otherwise this is out of context :P)

by Dan July 18, 2004

New York

A small town just outside of Newcastle. Is quite close to the seaside and is basically one big council estate.

Fuckin hell, why are you moving to New York!!

by Dan December 2, 2003

crab infested

That which is so filthy it is hella dope

Did you see that movie Jaws? That was crab infested

by dan March 20, 2004