dAN's definitions

pornovision

someone who cannot at all stop themselves from watching porno its like there life all on 1 tape or dvd

"look at that geek i bet hes got pornovision"
"ya u can tell by the smile on his face"

by dan February 4, 2005

maynard james keenan

Lead singer of bands: Tool and A Perfect Circle. very talented, perhaps one of the best rock vocalists ever, and writes some really deep lyrics as well. While many complain that he doesnt appreciate his fans, he claims that he doesnt want to hear millions of people constantly praising his work because he thinks it will eventually make him and the band lazy and discontinue to produce the top quality music they do and slump down to being a mediocre band. but he is appreciative if you pay attention, if you ever goto concerts thats usually where he takes a little time to thank the fans. i went to one in New York and he stated, "sometimes we forget why we do this. theres so much bullshit in this business. so thank you for reminding us tonight why we do this"

Maynard James Keenan

by Dan January 14, 2005

flood

In Halo 2, Flood are parasites that infect any living organism, taking over their motor functions. The Flood parasite uses the host to reproduce its spores. Since they do not discriminate between various speciaes, the Flood will fight both the humans and the Covenant.

The Flood are one of the most formidable enemies you'll encounter.

by Dan January 21, 2005

IT

Short for "information technology". Synonymous with MIS or CIS, which is "management/computer information systems." Term used to loosely describe computers and the management of information.

IT professionals are often looked down upon as non-social beings who fix computers all day. IT, in reality, is anything related to using technology to store and analyze information.

"The IT department is full of computer geeks."

by Dan June 9, 2005

Get up

Expressing your frustration at someone for saying something dumb/irrelevant/or against your own point of view.

"Man Utd are by far the greatest team ever" reply "get up, no way!"

by Dan July 8, 2004

Landfill Media

noun
1. Any sort of printed, transmitted or otherwise easily recievable media that caters to the lowest, worst common denominators. 2. Yellow journalism of the worst kind detailing the lives of the rich and famous but offering no merit or newsworthy information at all. 3. A Tv Program showing pretty rich people being naughty or otherwise being thrust into hackneyed, ridiculous contrived situations.

"Survivor" is the nothing but pure landfill media and the thought that anyone really cares about the outcome makes me want to vomit.

by Dan January 11, 2004

plethora

1. More than a few.
2. A quantity in excess of what is actually practical; an exorbitant amount.
3. Lots.
4. Tons.

Would you say I have a plethora of pinatas?

by Dan February 23, 2004