shirt

Slang term in the U.S. Air Force in reference to the First Sergeant, also known ad the First Shirt or simply, "The Shirt." Normally a unit commander delegates a lot of authority and responsibility to the Shirt. As such, most duty, health, morale, and disciplinary issues involving enlisted personnel are handled directly by the Shirt.
Airman Smith, you're scheduled to meet with the Shirt at 1400 on Wednesday.
by Dan October 17, 2008
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qwertypoiy

Its a keyboard, ya dumb shit!
I love to type on my qwertypoiy!
by Dan May 19, 2003
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cocksmith

a didlo maker, just as someone who works with metal is a blacksmith.
that dildo was crafted by a fine cocksmith.
by Dan September 30, 2003
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infidel

A non-Muslim...usually refers to Jews.
We will destroy the infidel and have Iraq once again be a Muslim nation.
by dan July 26, 2003
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Mah

A word used primarily by those who are insane.or who are taking medication.In general this word is used to cause large amounts of chaos on local school busses.This word can be used at anytime or any in any situation but generally as recogniton of something or in spite of something.
Bob jumped on the bus screaming MaH MaH MaH! while the rest of the bus simply stared they had come to accept his antics.
by Dan January 05, 2004
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spongebobsquarepants

- a very fat homely girl who has enormous amounts of cheese on her ass.
by dan November 03, 2003
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United States of Canada

A joke that some Democrats tell about their states joining more liberal nations. In reality it would be stupid for Democrats to give up all control of the most powerful nation in the world, and it would be years before voter trends in "Jesusland" would allow even a single blue state to exist.

But alas this joke is taken seriously by young Democrats who have never had a taste of defeat in politics, or just are too stupid to understand the difference between a joke and a demand.

Had the Republicans lost I don't doubt the young among them would seriously think about abandoning California as a state.
We lost the election! Now we're gonna secede!
by Dan January 29, 2005
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