d's definitions

lojack

#2 A wedding ring or wedding band.

Awe man, he was so hot, too bad he's got a lojack.

by D April 9, 2005

BLNTZ

A Phillies Blunt that has been unrolled and re-rolled with dank ass chrondo.

I love BLNTZ.

by D June 22, 2003

gay ban

Imitation Ray Ban sunglasses.

"Dude those are sweet Ray Bans"
"Nah they're Gay Bans. I go 'em at the flea market for 10 bucks"

See also: Joakley (Oakley), Fauxllé(Bollé) and Likely (Nike)

by D August 18, 2006

functional alcoholic

a worthless yet admirable person who can drink everynight and still pull good grades in college or act as a normal person in a work environment.

that bitch drinks every f'n night and made a better grade than me on the test.

Or:
i saw that douche torn up last night and today he acts like mr. super employee. wtf?

by d May 13, 2005

WMFL

acronym for Wal-Mart Football League

You hear about Elyse? I think she's getting kicked out of the WMFL

by D April 2, 2005

pied piper

a term used for R-Kelly because he has so much in common with the pied piper

the pied piper back with his new song snake

by d July 31, 2003

cow sex

oh yeah

that nice

by d August 18, 2003