Definitions by cyberpope67,BC,Canada

DOTS 

medical slang/jocularity for "Dead on the Spot", corresponds to DOA

Doctor rushes into Emergency, "I heard there was a big bus crash - can I help?"
Nurse: "Only if you brought a mop, there were nothing but DOTS."

DOTS by cyberpope67,BC,Canada May 22, 2008

conchita 

Spanish slang for "little cunt" also used as a first name. The literal origin is "little seashell"(thus it's prevalence as a given name)

Miguel: I'm dumping my girlfriend -- all she does is bitch & nag at me. . .
Juan: Yeah, that Conchita is a real conchita, eh?

conchita by cyberpope67,BC,Canada March 15, 2008

brass monkey 

used as an adjective describing extreme cold temperatures

from the adage "cold enough to freeze the balls off of a brass monkey"

A: Wanna go out for a walk?
B: No way, man, it's brass monkeys out there!

brass monkey by cyberpope67,BC,Canada January 24, 2008

bunnuvasitch 

A spoonerism euophemism for "son of a bitch" used to imply vulgarity, but without breaching censorship rules.
c.f. bullspit

*hits thumb with hammer, when pastor's children are present*
"Oh, BUNNUVASITCH, that HURT!!"

bunnuvasitch by cyberpope67,BC,Canada January 24, 2008

BRegards 

closing salutation, abbreviated form of "Best Regards"

Dear person,

blah blah blah-di-blah blah

BRegards,
Me

BRegards by cyberpope67,BC,Canada January 21, 2008

growl 

cunnilingus, in the same way a hummer is fellatio.

If you growl while eating pussy, it creates an interesting vibration sensation for her.

Plus, it's difficult to talk when eating pussy, so just grunt & growl with pleasure & she'll be happy!

So I was doing the growl on my girlfriend & then the bitch farted!

growl by cyberpope67,BC,Canada January 19, 2008

fucken 

childish spelling for the adjectival/adverbial intensive "fucking"

Easy way to identify you're chatting with an illiterate &/or child.

Can also be used as a space filler (instead of "umm..." or "err...")

(ADJECTIVE)
normal: Debbie is so fuckin' FINE!
ankie: Debbie is so fucken phyne!

(ADVERB)
normal: I was fuckin' late so I took the fucking bus.
ankie: I was fucken late so I took the fucken bus.

(GRATUITOUS INTENSIVE)
normal: I'm not doing well in Math class.
ankie: So, I'm fucken like fucken failing fucken math, you fucken know?

fucken by cyberpope67,BC,Canada January 13, 2008