baster party

An semi-artificial insemination practice among some urban groups of lesbians when one of their member wants a baby.

They gather a number of their gay male friends/neighbours who all ejaculate into one cup, so paternity can't be nailed down. (the Lezzies want a baby, not a man!)

After stirring the cup's contents well, they use a turkey baster to suck it up then inject it deep into the mother-wannabe's uterus.
Tom: Well, I'm off to jack off for Lizzie's Baster Party
Rick: is that allowed with you not being gay?
Tom: hey, she doesn't know that, & this is the only way any part of me is ever getting inside her sweet pussy!
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada March 19, 2010
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chilly willy

slang for small cock
Based on how cold shrinks the penis
Guy strips; girl takes one look and says, "I'm outta here, I didn't eat a roofy just to get it on with some chilly willy!
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada June 20, 2009
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score

as a verb "to give." Most often used for cigarettes or small amounts of money
Score me a smoke, dude!
Score me a buck, & I'll get it back to you tomorrow!

Response: I'm kinda short right now; get your own, loser!
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada November 29, 2007
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slow news day

semi-sarcastic way to say nothing much is going on.
Boss: How come you only made 5 sales all day?
You: It was a slow news day, I guess

Jim: Yo, Sup?
Tim: fuck all
Jim: slow news day, I take it?
Tim: Fuck, yeah!
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 22, 2010
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pissed mist

The imaginary aura/fog that fills the room when your wife is pissed(angry) at you
My wife was PMSing when I told her I wanted a threesome with her & her sister for my birthday.

I felt a terrible chill go up my spine as the room filled with pissed mist.
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada March 09, 2010
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copycuts

1. Based on copycat+haircuts; copycuts are haircuts that are blatantly imitative(eg. of a popular Hollyweird personality, or just the big trend that everyone is doing)
2. the person(s) wearing a copycut
1. Will the Rachel hairdo EVER end? What a stupid bunch of copycuts
2. Ooh, you got a mullet, what a stupid fucking copycut you are!
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada July 17, 2013
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slimy winkjob

sex (coitus, fucking, intercourse); wink = sideways eye; slimy = wet & ready.

winkjob for short
Man, oh man, I had a good time with Harriet lay night -- first a handy then a slimy winkjob! Then she sucked me clean. I love that girl! So does her husband, sadly.
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 06, 2021
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