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Boober

When you take a regular taxi & get a free ride by showing your boobs.
A-cup: It cost me a $40 can ride to get here.
B-cup: I paid $25 to Uber
C-Cup: I paid 28 to Lyft.
D-cup: I took Boober! Rode for free!
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada February 5, 2020
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itch

1. ITCH(n): a generic term for a persistent need , that needs scratching(satisfying of the need)
2. ITCH(n): STD/VD with itching as a major symptom (eg crabs, scabies)
1. I got the itch real bad, I need to hire some whore to scratch it if my wife don't start putting out.
2. Well, I picked up a skanky ho, not good, she gave me the itch!
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 18, 2011
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burnt meat

objects of sexual interest who have dark skin (eg. Indians)
Often used dismissively
John: Get a good slut at the bar last night?
Don: Almost, stuck it out til closing & took home some crackhead burnt meat.
John: Smoookinnnnn!
Don: You know it! I'm worried, though -- I'm already feeling the itch. . .
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada September 24, 2011
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YOLO

acronym for You Only Live Once meaning:
1. go ahead & take risks; live your life to the fullest
2. the girl that says this does as a code meaning she'll do anal
3. You Obviously Lack Originality(posted in response to yet another facebook status that says, "YOLO!")
1. I'm going bungee jumping this weekend, because YOLO!
2. he: I'm a bit of a backdoor man. What do you think of that?
she: oh well, yolo!
3. Status Change: YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE! (YOLO)
reply: YOLO! YOU OBVIOUSLY LACK ORIGINALITY I've seen this same post on my wall 40 times since noon yesterday!
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 14, 2012
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girlfriend-in-law

term used for a "good" female friend who is closely related (e.g. sister, best friend, roommate) to your girlfriend
Dude, you're dating Lindsay but I saw you face-sucking with Britney.

It's cool -- Brit's my girlfriend-in-law -- that gives me special privileges!

If you can convince Lilo of that, you are my new god!
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada August 24, 2010
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eat it

1. to die
2. command from your girlfriend to perform cunnilingus on her
3. fail
4. fuck off
5. Weird Al Yankovich parody of Jackson's "Beat It"
1. Bungee jumpers have a 50% higher chance of eating it than the rest of us
2. Don't just stare at it -- EAT IT, BITCH!
3. Oh, man, Tony Hawks did a triple flip & landed on his face -- he totally ate it!
4. John: Don't be so mouthy all the time
Don: Eat it, bitch!
5. How come you're always such a fussy young man
Don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no Raisin Bran
Well, don't you know that other kids are starving in Japan
So eat it, just eat it
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada September 12, 2009
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ikr

self-identification as a retard; so you quickly & easily know who your retarded friends are.
Break it down:
I know. -- declaration that you KNOW
right? -- questioning the above, in other words, you DON'T know!
Jim: People who say I know, right? Or text IKR? are fucking retards!
Tim: IKR?
Jim: (deletes Tim)
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 16, 2012
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