Definitions by cyadora
bff with benefits
My bff with benefits is the hottest MILF I know.
My bff with benefits and I leave our husbands at home with the kids when we go out for dinner. After eating and a few drinks we move the car booster-seats to have sex before we get back to our homes.
My bff with benefits and I leave our husbands at home with the kids when we go out for dinner. After eating and a few drinks we move the car booster-seats to have sex before we get back to our homes.
bff with benefits by CyAdora October 22, 2010
purseception
"Be right there, honey. My purseception tells me that I left my purse in the car. Good thing I locked it."
I wish my mother had purseception, then we wouldn't be late to everything.
I wish my mother had purseception, then we wouldn't be late to everything.
purseception by CyAdora October 4, 2010
dishgust
Dishgust is that feeling you get when you first discover the huge pile of dirty dishes in your sink from last night.
pill-up
Pill-up is what older women do when they have to interact with their ex-husband. Ex-husbands just drink and swear to deal with the bitchy, pilled-up ex-wife.
My step-mother likes to pill-up when her ex-husband comes in from out of town. I wish she would just smoke pot and drink a lot like the rest of us.
I found my step-mother digging through my purse and stealing my migraine medicine. "Oh I guess Thomas is coming to town," I said. She nodded and took a double dose.
I found my step-mother digging through my purse and stealing my migraine medicine. "Oh I guess Thomas is coming to town," I said. She nodded and took a double dose.
psedonymph
A psedonymph is a male* playing a female character with the sole intention to seduce unsuspecting male suitors.
* usually played by smart adult males, who are clever enough to pass as women through general game interactions, writing and emots.
* usually played by smart adult males, who are clever enough to pass as women through general game interactions, writing and emots.
"Mistress Cat-A-Tail offers free tours of the realm to all new players. *Giggle, wink* For anyone interested, Happy Endings are always free," Dave writes in his forum signature. Dave is a psedonymph.
"Hi, my name is Aurora. I am a single, level 30, chaotic neutral witch with a pristine Fire Blade and a passion for n00b apprentices. Meet me at my Mansion (17, 24 Prime Plane, Centennial Quarter) for some drinks and foreplay." Mark says under his pseudonym, Aurora, to the new level one player on the gravel road with him. (Mark is an accomplished psedonymph, who scratches a notch in his fantasy, four-poster, wooden bed, for every male player he has cybersex with.
"Hi, my name is Aurora. I am a single, level 30, chaotic neutral witch with a pristine Fire Blade and a passion for n00b apprentices. Meet me at my Mansion (17, 24 Prime Plane, Centennial Quarter) for some drinks and foreplay." Mark says under his pseudonym, Aurora, to the new level one player on the gravel road with him. (Mark is an accomplished psedonymph, who scratches a notch in his fantasy, four-poster, wooden bed, for every male player he has cybersex with.
psedonymph by CyAdora September 7, 2010