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Bantometer
Stephen: your momma fat
Steven: at least my momma didn't leave me
Stephen: dude that bant is off the bantometer, too far man too far
Steven: at least my momma didn't leave me
Stephen: dude that bant is off the bantometer, too far man too far
Bantometer by Mr BigG April 22, 2015
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bantime • bangtime • Badtime Story • badtimeswithscar • Banime • Bantie • bantiferous • Bantisemitism • Bantometer • Bautime
Virgin Bantineer
Ross- "What are we doing in PE?"
Harry- "Your mum"
Ross- "That doesn't make sense"
Jacob- "Ross is a virgin bantineer
Harry- "Your mum"
Ross- "That doesn't make sense"
Jacob- "Ross is a virgin bantineer
Virgin Bantineer by jt1199 June 3, 2015
BANGTIME
"bangtime" is used sort of like larry the cable guys phrase "git-r-done" "bangtime can be used to define sex or happyness
BANGTIME by GABRIEL HUSKY LOGAN December 9, 2006
bantiferous
1. to be of a banterrific disposition; to 'excel in the art of banter'.
2. descriptive term used to illustrate the playfully literate nature of a person's social interaction
2. descriptive term used to illustrate the playfully literate nature of a person's social interaction
"That was a most bantiferous moment when you popped the weasel, Tarquin"
"Thanks old bean. One tries one's best"
"Thanks old bean. One tries one's best"
bantiferous by Zach_banter February 17, 2006
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