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Bantometer
Stephen: your momma fat
Steven: at least my momma didn't leave me
Stephen: dude that bant is off the bantometer, too far man too far
Steven: at least my momma didn't leave me
Stephen: dude that bant is off the bantometer, too far man too far
Bantometer by Mr BigG April 22, 2015
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bantime • bangtime • Badtime Story • badtimeswithscar • Banime • Bantie • bantiferous • Bantisemitism • Bantometer • Bautime
Virgin Bantineer
Ross- "What are we doing in PE?"
Harry- "Your mum"
Ross- "That doesn't make sense"
Jacob- "Ross is a virgin bantineer
Harry- "Your mum"
Ross- "That doesn't make sense"
Jacob- "Ross is a virgin bantineer
Virgin Bantineer by jt1199 June 3, 2015
BANGTIME
"bangtime" is used sort of like larry the cable guys phrase "git-r-done" "bangtime can be used to define sex or happyness
BANGTIME by GABRIEL HUSKY LOGAN December 9, 2006
bantiferous
1. to be of a banterrific disposition; to 'excel in the art of banter'.
2. descriptive term used to illustrate the playfully literate nature of a person's social interaction
2. descriptive term used to illustrate the playfully literate nature of a person's social interaction
"That was a most bantiferous moment when you popped the weasel, Tarquin"
"Thanks old bean. One tries one's best"
"Thanks old bean. One tries one's best"
bantiferous by Zach_banter February 17, 2006
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
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