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Bantometer 

Measures the level of banter or 'bants' in the room
Stephen: your momma fat
Steven: at least my momma didn't leave me
Stephen: dude that bant is off the bantometer, too far man too far
Bantometer by Mr BigG April 22, 2015

Virgin Bantineer 

A person who does not understand the concept of banter
Ross- "What are we doing in PE?"
Harry- "Your mum"
Ross- "That doesn't make sense"
Jacob- "Ross is a virgin bantineer
Virgin Bantineer by jt1199 June 3, 2015
A time in which to fuck someone...HARD
hot girl: what time is it?
you: BANGTIME (used with a pelvic thrust or 2 XD)
bangtime by AXAXAXXL October 26, 2006
To want or like badly.
"the act of wanting badtime"
to emphasise what has already been said.
man that honey is fine ! i want her badtime~!

man this shit sucks, badtime.

we have to much homework
yea, badtime
badtime by W. February 9, 2004
"bangtime" is used sort of like larry the cable guys phrase "git-r-done" "bangtime can be used to define sex or happyness
"you know what time it is bangtime"
or
"wow this gift is bangtime"
BANGTIME by GABRIEL HUSKY LOGAN December 9, 2006

bantiferous 

1. to be of a banterrific disposition; to 'excel in the art of banter'.

2. descriptive term used to illustrate the playfully literate nature of a person's social interaction
"That was a most bantiferous moment when you popped the weasel, Tarquin"

"Thanks old bean. One tries one's best"
bantiferous by Zach_banter February 17, 2006
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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