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Roger: Boy, that sure was uncomfortable at the holiday gathering yesterday.
Harvey: Not sure what you mean ?
Roger: Lots of conversations and perceived slights henceforth to cry and whine about.
Harvey: Sorry, I had to take a leak every time I heard one start, or get more food.
Roger: Good move. You don't have to throw your hat in the ring then.
Harvey: I block numbers after these get together's for a while. It's great.
Harvey: Not sure what you mean ?
Roger: Lots of conversations and perceived slights henceforth to cry and whine about.
Harvey: Sorry, I had to take a leak every time I heard one start, or get more food.
Roger: Good move. You don't have to throw your hat in the ring then.
Harvey: I block numbers after these get together's for a while. It's great.
by cut the cards March 12, 2023
Get the hat in the ring mug.Rhonda: Feeling good tonight after riding the ATV all day in 90 weather.
Phil: What you sayin ?
Rhonda: Feelin frisky.
Phil: I'm sure you will just put on some of that Lume again.
Rhonda: Are you saying I have Lume ass ?
Phil: What you sayin ?
Rhonda: Feelin frisky.
Phil: I'm sure you will just put on some of that Lume again.
Rhonda: Are you saying I have Lume ass ?
by cut the cards January 13, 2023
Get the Lume ass mug.Wife: You are going golfing, etc. ?
Hubby: Yes do you approve dear?
Wife: NO. Stay home with me and watch Hallmark channel.
Hubby: See ya I'm going.
Wife: No day drinking otherwise you can forget about you know what later tonight.
Hubby: No problem chirp.
Hubby: Yes do you approve dear?
Wife: NO. Stay home with me and watch Hallmark channel.
Hubby: See ya I'm going.
Wife: No day drinking otherwise you can forget about you know what later tonight.
Hubby: No problem chirp.
by cut the cards December 31, 2022
Get the chirp mug.Roger: Man, we sure had a good time at the club.
Harvey: Yes. Did you see the convertible ?
Roger: Yes. He didn't think I saw him take out the garbage in the morning with it all the way removed.
Harvey: Yes. Did you see the convertible ?
Roger: Yes. He didn't think I saw him take out the garbage in the morning with it all the way removed.
by cut the cards March 8, 2023
Get the convertible mug.Drive your man all around town and pay for the car, gas, insurance, etc. especially when out of henny and weed.
Julie: Where to next baby ?
De'Vontleroy: I tolds you !
Julie: Sorry. Want to swing through Popeyes or KFC too as I slackerdrive ?
De'Vontleroy: I tolds you !
Julie: Sorry. Want to swing through Popeyes or KFC too as I slackerdrive ?
by cut the cards December 27, 2022
Get the slackerdrive mug.Mabel: How do you like my vintage Christmas sweater I have not washed for decades ?
Junior: It's nice.
Mabel: I am taking a smoke break I will be right back. We will be reeking around the Christmas tree soon.
Junior: Thanks for the warning.
Junior: It's nice.
Mabel: I am taking a smoke break I will be right back. We will be reeking around the Christmas tree soon.
Junior: Thanks for the warning.
by cut the cards December 19, 2022
Get the reeking around the Christmas tree mug.Mike: That gal you picked up last night just left when you were in the shower.
Harvey: Thanks.
Mike: You sure can pick em. She was a big gal.
Harvey: I know, when I woke up out of my stupor I saw her underwear on the floor. I thought I left my window open and a parachute landed through the window. Never again, man.
Harvey: Thanks.
Mike: You sure can pick em. She was a big gal.
Harvey: I know, when I woke up out of my stupor I saw her underwear on the floor. I thought I left my window open and a parachute landed through the window. Never again, man.
by cut the cards January 25, 2023
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