ctrlu's definitions

Chunkle Fever

a skinny person's new-found preference after discovering the mind-blowing superiority of plus-sized sex partners.

Al: That girl is so hot, is that fat guy her brother?
Bob: Nah, that's her boyfriend, she's got Chunkle Fever

or

Richard: Check the giant booty on that one!
Wayne: Aw yeah...
Richard: Bro, you got Chunkle Fever

by ctrlU November 7, 2012

texclude

v. To remove a thread's originator from the active conversation, sometimes completely changing the subject.

This thread started out as a post about my cat and now you people are arguing about French cinema. I hate it when you texclude me.

by ctrlU April 2, 2011

Nerd Yoga

n. The bizarre contortions that are performed by tech support people to get at hard-to-reach equipment. Often practitioners surprise observers because they appear otherwise incapable or averse to any physically strenuous activity.

User #1: Did you get your mouse working again?
User #2: Turns out it was just unplugged. The IT guy came up and did a little Nerd Yoga to get it back in.
User #1: That guy can really bend himself into weird shapes.
User #2 True dat.

by ctrlU March 29, 2010

Chinese Rerun

n. The result of combining all the containers of different leftovers from a big Chinese take-out order into one pan and re-heating.

Usually results in a very tasty but unidentifiable mystery dish.

Can also be applied to Thai food (i.e. Thai Rerun)

You: What's for dinner?
Me: Chinese Rerun
You: Mmmmmm!

by ctrlU January 24, 2012

minge crust

vegma deposited and dried onto a toilet seat

Jan's house is disgusting, from the rotten stuff in the fridge to the minge crust in the bathroom.

by ctrlU September 8, 2011

shit yer snatch

To completely overreact to a situation. Obviously meant to apply to women but doubly effective when applied to a man, implying they are, in fact, actually a woman.

Thomas: We're going to be late again! We have to leave and you're still sorting mail and need a wash!

Percy: Ok, don't shit yer snatch! The fat controller can wait two minutes!

by ctrlU October 20, 2010

scumpipe

n. a hotdog, usually sold by a street vendor

I was so drunk last night I had a scumpipe after the show and now I feel awful.

by ctrlU August 14, 2012