one who lives in hemlock, and typically listens to metal or flies the confederate flag, they live in the country and get drunk plenty, also they love sporking and toilet papering.
by crustynraunchy December 31, 2007
Get the hemlock hickmug. a group of girls at my school (any school) that are just horribly ugly and uninteresting to talk to, bad communication skills, there only hope is to get really rich and buy new skin.. and learn how to talk right...damn
by crustynraunchy December 31, 2007
Get the the ugly fucksmug. a good fellow who deserves a much better life than what he is given, being constantly teased but then rising up to have mad respect out of the unique characteristics he has from being teased as a child, a good, non annoying christian person who is fun for a laugh or so. there life sucks
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by crustynraunchy December 31, 2007
Get the doogermug. when a human, another human, and a walrus engage in a threesome sexual activity, once the walrus and man cum, they stop, then continue an hour from the previous orgasm to fuck the chick while shes crusty with cum.
by crustynraunchy December 31, 2007
Get the the crusty walrusmug. first, you buy a snake, then you hide it between your asscheeks and you fuck the girl, you have to be on top for this to work right, so she doesnt see the snake, when it gets intense, you piss in her vagina, then let the snake go, creating a musty smell and the random appearance of a snake.
by crustynraunchy January 02, 2008
Get the musty snakemug. a gangster in saginaw, or sagnasty (see sagnasty). i have heard rumors about him, no one knows who he really is.
by crustynraunchy December 31, 2007
Get the butters the gangstermug. an evil little teddy bear who hides in christmas trees, and christmas night breaks all the presents, pisses on the floor, and commits suicide for a good laugh of his peers, one tree can consist of 5 to 6 coo bears, i suggest you clean your tree out because they are little fuckers
by crustynraunchy December 31, 2007
Get the coo bearmug.