Definitions by crustynraunchy

coo bear 

an evil little teddy bear who hides in christmas trees, and christmas night breaks all the presents, pisses on the floor, and commits suicide for a good laugh of his peers, one tree can consist of 5 to 6 coo bears, i suggest you clean your tree out because they are little fuckers

hey man, you better clean your tree, those damn coo bears got my cousins last week.

coo bear by crustynraunchy December 31, 2007

coo bear 

an evil little teddy bear who hides in christmas trees, and christmas night breaks all the presents, pisses on the floor, and commits suicide for a good laugh of his peers, one tree can consist of 5 to 6 coo bears, i suggest you clean your tree out because they are little fuckers

hey man, you better clean your tree, those damn coo bears got my cousins last week.

coo bear by crustynraunchy December 31, 2007

butters the gangster 

a gangster in saginaw, or sagnasty (see sagnasty). i have heard rumors about him, no one knows who he really is.

butters the gangster must have shot these people up...

butters the gangster by crustynraunchy December 31, 2007

hemlock hick 

one who lives in hemlock, and typically listens to metal or flies the confederate flag, they live in the country and get drunk plenty, also they love sporking and toilet papering.

that damn hemlock hick sure likes his beer

those hemlock hicks sporked my yard.

hemlock hick by crustynraunchy December 31, 2007

the crusty walrus

when a human, another human, and a walrus engage in a threesome sexual activity, once the walrus and man cum, they stop, then continue an hour from the previous orgasm to fuck the chick while shes crusty with cum.

the crusty walrus is something i do to people only before i break up with them

the crusty walrus by crustynraunchy December 31, 2007

Ankoviak 

a christian person who overreacts to everythign surrounding them, is not willing to except the fact that the world is full of pain, war, crime and disasters everyday, unlike normal christians, they think they dont make mistakes and tattle on everyone

i am christian, but i am not an ankoviak.

Ankoviak by crustynraunchy December 31, 2007

dooger 

a good fellow who deserves a much better life than what he is given, being constantly teased but then rising up to have mad respect out of the unique characteristics he has from being teased as a child, a good, non annoying christian person who is fun for a laugh or so. there life sucks

yo dooger check this out

dooger by crustynraunchy December 31, 2007