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Battlefield Earth

Possibly one of the worst movies ever made. In the movie, Earth's military forces get run over by Psychlos (guys who look like the Klingon variant of Jamaican people) and the Earth gets taken over. 200 years later, some guy named Jonnie 'Goodboy' Tyler gets captured by the Psychlos, who are SO stupid that they teach him how to read, write, and fly transport vehicles, so using his brilliant intellect, Jonnie goes to Fort Knox to get gold for the Psychlos, then goes to Fort Knox, where he gets fighter jets (that are still working after 200 years) and gets a guy to transport himself to the Psychlo home planet, where said guy nukes everything with ONE bomb. Killed John Travolta's acting career.
Terl (played by John Travolta): "It's all about leverage!"
by crazyrabbits May 9, 2005
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michael scofield

The name of the main character on the FOX series "Prison Break". Planned an elaborate escape plan and got himself incarcerated at the Fox River Penitentiary in Chicago to rescue his brother Lincoln, who was set to die for the wrongful murder of a man. Michael has tattoos all over his body that give clues to the escape plan. Michael is currently on the run along with his brother and other escaped cons.
Michael Scofield has this look that he gives people called "Blue Steel". It's like that look Ben Stiller gives in "Zoolander", but about twenty times cooler. Also, he started a relationship with the prison's doctor, Sara Tancredi, who really likes him as well. She's just temporarily busy with her AA meetings at the moment.
by crazyrabbits September 12, 2006
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Frank Grimes

The name of a character on the very popular FOX serie "The Simpsons". Worked alongside Homer Simpson as an employee of the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant in one episode. Despite having an amazing post-secondary education, he can't seem to get anywhere in life. He has an apartment sandwiched between two bowling alleys (one above him, and one below him) and seems to only able to find dead-end menial jobs. Envied Homer because of the rich lifestyle of the Simpson family. Ended up going insane after Homer won a nuclear plant model-building contest that was intended for kids, and was supposed to make Homer look stupid. Stuck his hand into an highly electric power grid and was electrocuted. Also has a son name Frank Grimes Jr. who tried to kill Homer and failed.
Ahhh! AHHHH!! Insane! Insane, I tell you! I don't need to listen to you, Mr. Burns, because I'm Homer Simpson! I don't need to work, because I'm Homer Simpson! I think I'm going to go home to my mansion and eat my lobsters, because I'm Homer Simpson! What's this? "Highly electrical outlet"? Well, I don't need to wear safety gloves, because I'm Homer-

BZZZZZZTTT (Frank Grimes gets electrocuted)
by crazyrabbits May 6, 2005
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Bishop

A line of android models created by Charles Weyland, and seen prominently in the movie "Aliens". Bishop is a highly advanced synthetic human who accompanies a military team to the planet LV-426 to wipe out an alien infestation. He primarily works as a driver or pilot, as is shown in the movie when he hovers a dropship above a landing in order to save Ellen Ripley from being killed by an alien queen.
Bishop: "I may be synthetic but I'm not stupid."
by crazyrabbits May 13, 2005
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Independence Day

An American holiday, that occurs every July 4th.
"Today, we celebrate our Independence day!"-Bill Pullman, Independence Day
by crazyrabbits June 4, 2005
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Habib Marwan

A character on the popular FOX show "24". A Middle Eastern terrorist who wants to avenge the attacks on his home country by attacking America. Worked for the McLennan-Forrester company while establishing a network of terrorist cells to complete his operation. Tried to melt down 109 nuclear plants, of which he failed to do. Hired a mercenary named Mitch Anderson to shoot down Air Force One, which he succeeded in doing. Currently overseeing the arming a nuclear bomb to attack America.
by crazyrabbits May 5, 2005
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Audrey Raines

A character on the popular FOX show "24". Works for her father, the Secretary of Defense James Heller. After splitting up from her husband Paul Raines, pursued a relationship with Jack Bauer. Was kidnapped by extremist terrorists who planned to execute her father on the internetm but was saved by Jack Bauer. Hates Jack a lot because he inadvertantly killed her ex-husband. Also a very whiny and annoying person.
See, Audrey? That's what happens when you date a guy who has had three out of his four love interests die.
by crazyrabbits May 5, 2005
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