crazyrabbits's definitions

Independence Day

An American holiday, that occurs every July 4th.

"Today, we celebrate our Independence day!"-Bill Pullman, Independence Day

by crazyrabbits June 4, 2005

Habib Marwan

A character on the popular FOX show "24". A Middle Eastern terrorist who wants to avenge the attacks on his home country by attacking America. Worked for the McLennan-Forrester company while establishing a network of terrorist cells to complete his operation. Tried to melt down 109 nuclear plants, of which he failed to do. Hired a mercenary named Mitch Anderson to shoot down Air Force One, which he succeeded in doing. Currently overseeing the arming a nuclear bomb to attack America.

Habib, you bad, bad man! Shame on you!

by crazyrabbits May 5, 2005

Alien Vs. Predator

The movie that all but destroyed the Alien and Predator movie franchises. Released in 2004 by 20th Century Fox and was directed by Paul W.S. Anderson, resident video-game adaptation hack. Follows a group of humans as they run around a pyramid for an hour, getting killed off one by one, until the only woman left alive, Alexa Woods, teams up with the Predator, and the movie suddenly changes from a sci-fi movie to a buddy flick.

Alexa 'Lex' Woods: "They're not hunting us. We're in the middle of a war."

by crazyrabbits May 9, 2005

Emogame

The name of an Internet-only game where you take control of various emo singers and journey to:

a) Stop your friends The Get-Up Kids from being screwed over (literally) by Steven Tyler of Aerosmith
b) Beat Skeletor so you can score with Rose McGowan
c) Stop George Bush from using Voltron from destroying the Middle East

Features such villians as Fat Ass He-Man, John Meyer, Creed, Dave Matthews, Weezer (complete with army of Japanese schoolgirls), Adolf Hitler, an army of dwarves, Jimmy Eat World, Fred Durst, Enron executives, Hulk Hogan, Steven Tyler (as an Alien Queen), and Barbara Bush.

ALso introduced the concept that all emo bands have ovaries, and that every third album an emo band releases is utter crap.

What are you waiting for? Go to Emogame.com right now and play the game!

by crazyrabbits May 14, 2005

/pizza

An online command in the game "Everquest 2". Brings up a menu that you can use to order pizza. Perfect for people who are too lazy to get up and use the TELEPHONE!!!

Everquest Player: (types /pizza)
(30 minutes later)
Pizza Hut Deliveryman: Here's your pizza...that comes to...holy s#$@, you're freakin' huge! Get off the chair and get some exercise!

by crazyrabbits May 5, 2005

Audrey Raines

A character on the popular FOX show "24". Works for her father, the Secretary of Defense James Heller. After splitting up from her husband Paul Raines, pursued a relationship with Jack Bauer. Was kidnapped by extremist terrorists who planned to execute her father on the internetm but was saved by Jack Bauer. Hates Jack a lot because he inadvertantly killed her ex-husband. Also a very whiny and annoying person.

See, Audrey? That's what happens when you date a guy who has had three out of his four love interests die.

by crazyrabbits May 5, 2005

Space: Above and Beyond

A science-fiction/drama series created by James Wong and Glen Morgan, that lasted one season, and aired from 1995 to 1996. Follows a group of marine cadets as they form a military squadron called the "Wildcards" and take on extremely dangerous. The "main" character is Lt. Nathan West, who signed up because he wasn't allowed to go on a colonizing mission with his girlfriend Kylen Selina. Unfortunately, the craft Kylen was on was attacked by a race of unknown beings, who then come to be named "Chigs". In the final episode of the series, the Chigs struck a tentative peace treaty with the Earth government, but used a captured Chig to assassinate a group of high-ranking Earth delegates. The Wildcards managed to find the transport ship Kylen was being carried on, due to a trade agreement between the aliens and the Earth government, but the squadron were attacked by Chigs. In the end, two of the recruits were facing possible death as their escape pod drifted towards the surface of a planet, one recruit sacrificed himself to save the lives of everyone, and Nathan West finally found Kylen. In short, one of the greatest science-fiction shows ever.

"We thought we were alone. We believed the universe was ours. Until one night in 2063, on a Earth colony 16 light-years away, they struck. Now we're at war. We fight when called, in space, on land, and at sea. To lose this war means more than defeat; to surrender is to never go home. All of us must rise to the call... above and beyond."

by crazyrabbits May 5, 2005