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Frank Grimes

The name of a character on the very popular FOX serie "The Simpsons". Worked alongside Homer Simpson as an employee of the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant in one episode. Despite having an amazing post-secondary education, he can't seem to get anywhere in life. He has an apartment sandwiched between two bowling alleys (one above him, and one below him) and seems to only able to find dead-end menial jobs. Envied Homer because of the rich lifestyle of the Simpson family. Ended up going insane after Homer won a nuclear plant model-building contest that was intended for kids, and was supposed to make Homer look stupid. Stuck his hand into an highly electric power grid and was electrocuted. Also has a son name Frank Grimes Jr. who tried to kill Homer and failed.

Ahhh! AHHHH!! Insane! Insane, I tell you! I don't need to listen to you, Mr. Burns, because I'm Homer Simpson! I don't need to work, because I'm Homer Simpson! I think I'm going to go home to my mansion and eat my lobsters, because I'm Homer Simpson! What's this? "Highly electrical outlet"? Well, I don't need to wear safety gloves, because I'm Homer-

BZZZZZZTTT (Frank Grimes gets electrocuted)

by crazyrabbits May 6, 2005

Deus Ex

The greatest first-person action RPG ever created. Created by the Ion Storm company in 2000.

Tells the story of JC Denton, a technology-augmented government agent who works for an agency called UNATCO, and discovers a hidden conspiracy involving members of the highest levels of government. How you play the game is totally up to you. You can do anything, go (almost) anywhere, and talk to (almost) everyone. The voice work is exceptional, the graphics are great, even years after it's release, and the plot is engrossing. This is definitely a game you should pick up.

JC Denton: What good's an honest soldier if he can be ordered to behave like a terrorist?

by crazyrabbits May 5, 2005

Bishop

A line of android models created by Charles Weyland, and seen prominently in the movie "Aliens". Bishop is a highly advanced synthetic human who accompanies a military team to the planet LV-426 to wipe out an alien infestation. He primarily works as a driver or pilot, as is shown in the movie when he hovers a dropship above a landing in order to save Ellen Ripley from being killed by an alien queen.

Bishop: "I may be synthetic but I'm not stupid."

by crazyrabbits May 13, 2005

Dschingis Khan

A German novelty band that formed in the late 70's and released five pop albums while together. The group is most notably known for the songs "Dschinghis Khan" (same name as the band) and, probably their greatest hit, "Moskau".

Moskau, Moskau Wirf die Gläser an die Wand Russland ist ein schönes Land Ho ho ho ho ho, hey,

Moskau, Moskau Deine Seele ist so groß Nachts da ist der Teufel los Ha ha ha ha ha, hey

Moskau, Moskau Liebe schmeckt wie Kaviar Mädchen sind zum küssen da Ho ho ho ho ho, hey

Moskau, Moskau Komm wir tanzen auf dem Tisch Bis der Tisch zusammenbricht Ha ha ha ha ha

by crazyrabbits June 8, 2005

Audrey Raines

A character on the popular FOX show "24". Works for her father, the Secretary of Defense James Heller. After splitting up from her husband Paul Raines, pursued a relationship with Jack Bauer. Was kidnapped by extremist terrorists who planned to execute her father on the internetm but was saved by Jack Bauer. Hates Jack a lot because he inadvertantly killed her ex-husband. Also a very whiny and annoying person.

See, Audrey? That's what happens when you date a guy who has had three out of his four love interests die.

by crazyrabbits May 5, 2005

Space: Above and Beyond

A science-fiction/drama series created by James Wong and Glen Morgan, that lasted one season, and aired from 1995 to 1996. Follows a group of marine cadets as they form a military squadron called the "Wildcards" and take on extremely dangerous. The "main" character is Lt. Nathan West, who signed up because he wasn't allowed to go on a colonizing mission with his girlfriend Kylen Selina. Unfortunately, the craft Kylen was on was attacked by a race of unknown beings, who then come to be named "Chigs". In the final episode of the series, the Chigs struck a tentative peace treaty with the Earth government, but used a captured Chig to assassinate a group of high-ranking Earth delegates. The Wildcards managed to find the transport ship Kylen was being carried on, due to a trade agreement between the aliens and the Earth government, but the squadron were attacked by Chigs. In the end, two of the recruits were facing possible death as their escape pod drifted towards the surface of a planet, one recruit sacrificed himself to save the lives of everyone, and Nathan West finally found Kylen. In short, one of the greatest science-fiction shows ever.

"We thought we were alone. We believed the universe was ours. Until one night in 2063, on a Earth colony 16 light-years away, they struck. Now we're at war. We fight when called, in space, on land, and at sea. To lose this war means more than defeat; to surrender is to never go home. All of us must rise to the call... above and beyond."

by crazyrabbits May 5, 2005

Alien 3

The movie that even David Fincher is ashamed of. Follows the exploits as she crash-lands on the penal colony Fiorina 'Fury' 161, and must do battle once again with an alien creature that stowed away aboard her ship. Should be ignored at all costs.

last lines of the movie
Ripley: voice rising over static ... Ash, Captain Dallas. Cargo and ship destroyed. I should reach the frontier in about six weeks. With a little luck, the network will pick me up. This is Ripley, last survivor of the Nostromo, signing off.

by crazyrabbits June 1, 2005