A phrase uttered in an attempt to make an excuse pertaining to why something did or did not happen.
Most often said as filler when trying to put together the excuse or explanation.
Jimmy: Hey Lil' Ricky did you drink all my beer bitch?
Lil Ricky: Well uh you know guy... it was there and I was thristy so I put a hurtin on that shit.
Jimmy: Asshole.
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A drive through Liquor Store found most typically in Southern States such as North Carolina and Florida in which the customer never has to exit his vehicle.
Jimbo - What you doin tonight son?
Lil Ricky - I'm finna hit up that ill brew through and
put a hurtin ona 24 pack of Busch Light.
Jimbo - Ah hell yeah
chall do
Most commonly used as an informal greeting. An abbreviation of "what are you all doing?"
Mike: Chall Do Homie?
Jay: Ah well you know...guy. I'm just text messaging my girlfriend.
Mike: That trick ass hoe?
Rickraped is a variant of the Rickrolled internet phenomenon in which an ususpecting user clicks a link expecting to see something relating to message from a friend or a discussion thread and instead Rick Astley leaps out from the computer and rapes the viewer.
Trent: So I clicked on this link Bobby sent me in an email saying it was pics of his new car and before i knew what was happening, Rick Astley jumped out of my computer screen and buttfucked me while eating a tuna sangwich.
Chip: You got Rickraped bro....Hard. Rick Astley is known to eat tuna sangwiches while performing Rickrape.
Trent: Yeah well it fuckin sucked.
An interchangable excuse system used to get out of any situation. The combinations are as a plentiful as the person's imagination.
The excuse creator simply picks the first part such as "I promised my landlord" then chooses from a host of endings such "I'd help him move his refrigerator down 5 flights of stairs." or "I'd stop by to help him shave his back hair."
Universal Excuse can be used as follows:
Randy "Hey Steven you wanna go down to the pond and do some dynamite fishing?"
Steven "I would Randy but I told my girlfriend I'd...(pause to make up second part of excuse) help her pick out some nail polish later on."
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The best spot in a parking lot or the parking spot closest to your desired destination.
I pulled in the mall parking lot just as someone was backing out of the front row. I put my blinker on and grabbed the Nut Spot.
America's Hat.
America's Hat does not keep the United States warm because Canada is actually the coldest place in North America.
