Erick: Yo man my ex gf just texted me sayin she wanted to come over and shave my back hair and listen to me purr like a walrus then two minutes later she called me and told me to go fly a kite.
Mike: Oh son you knows women be shopping. Chall gotta forget that trick ass hoe.
Mike: Oh son you knows women be shopping. Chall gotta forget that trick ass hoe.
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Get the women be shopping mug.I pulled in the mall parking lot just as someone was backing out of the front row. I put my blinker on and grabbed the Nut Spot.
by crazycyrax June 15, 2009
Get the Nut Spot mug.An interchangable excuse system used to get out of any situation. The combinations are as a plentiful as the person's imagination.
The excuse creator simply picks the first part such as "I promised my landlord" then chooses from a host of endings such "I'd help him move his refrigerator down 5 flights of stairs." or "I'd stop by to help him shave his back hair."
The excuse creator simply picks the first part such as "I promised my landlord" then chooses from a host of endings such "I'd help him move his refrigerator down 5 flights of stairs." or "I'd stop by to help him shave his back hair."
Universal Excuse can be used as follows:
Randy "Hey Steven you wanna go down to the pond and do some dynamite fishing?"
Steven "I would Randy but I told my girlfriend I'd...(pause to make up second part of excuse) help her pick out some nail polish later on."
Randy "Hey Steven you wanna go down to the pond and do some dynamite fishing?"
Steven "I would Randy but I told my girlfriend I'd...(pause to make up second part of excuse) help her pick out some nail polish later on."
by crazycyrax May 08, 2009
Get the Universal Excuse mug.A drive throught liquor store found mainly in southern states such as North Carolina and Florida in which the customer never has to exit his vehicle.
Billy-Bob: What you doin tonight there feller?
Jim-Bobby-Jones: I'm finna raise up and get my travel on to that ill brew thru, and then put a hurtin on a 12 pack of Busch Light bottles.
Billy-Bob: Well heyallright.
Jim-Bobby-Jones: I'm finna raise up and get my travel on to that ill brew thru, and then put a hurtin on a 12 pack of Busch Light bottles.
Billy-Bob: Well heyallright.
by crazycyrax March 06, 2009
Get the brew thru mug.An expression of joy or disbelief most powerfully conveyed in a loud, markedly southern accent with great excitement.
Steve: Hey Jimbo I finally got that fourth wheel for ma pickup. Now I can take ma cousin to the box social like we had been fixin' on.
Jimbo: Well Heyallright!!!
Jimbo: Well Heyallright!!!
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1) Yo son I'm starvin. I'm about to put a hurtin on this Chinese Buffet.
2) Damn that girl's fine as hell. I'm finna put a hurtin on that later on.
2) Damn that girl's fine as hell. I'm finna put a hurtin on that later on.
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Get the put a hurtin on mug.What would a pirate do? A question of virtue asked by followers of the Flying Spaghetti Monster or Pastafarians. The answer usually involves large quantities of grog or rum followed by the singing of many a sea shanty.
Lil Ricky: Man my girl just left me for another girl. I don't know what to do man.
Timbo: WWAPD bro?
Lil Ricky: Good point man let's get drunk and sing pirate songs.
Timbo: WWAPD bro?
Lil Ricky: Good point man let's get drunk and sing pirate songs.
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