metal militia

Group of hardcore metal fans, not pussy-metal hair-band fans, but real hardcore metal-music fans. Often spotted sporting riveted armbands, black leather trenchcoats, heavy metal-plated boots and long, black hair. Will frequently haedbang, play air-guitar and do the metal/satan hand-sign.

Dude, with that totally gay pink shirt, I'd try to avoid the metal milita over there if I were you.

by Crapper McGee March 27, 2004

beezer

Nose, the one in the middle of your face, you know.

"Damn, she's got a big beezer!"

by Crapper McGee January 23, 2004

california king

A self-made man, but overly arrogant and full of himself, highly egotistical, unaware of anything that does not directly relate to him. Has a use-and-throw-away-policy regarding women. Primarily from the sunshine state, but they have been known to migrate.

"What an asshole, he's such a california king!"

by Crapper McGee January 23, 2004

sex and travel

a more complicated way of saying "fuck off" to a person.

Dude1: Hey, you like sex and travel?
Dude2: Yeah, sure!
Dude1: Then FUCK OFF!

by Crapper McGee March 27, 2004

velcro

When you shave the hair on your head to 2 or 1 millimeter in length, so that when you run your hand over your head, it feels like a coarse, short-haired brush. When you try to pull a sweater or shirt over your head, it will stick a bit like velcro.

"Man, this velcro got me a head full of lint from my sweater".

by Crapper McGee January 25, 2004

fundamentalist christians

Dumbass religious fucks that thinks the world is only twelwe-thousand years old, and that God created them in only one day. Yeah, kinda proves that He rushed it...

Dude: "What about dinosaur fossils?"
Chr. fund.: "God put them there to test
our faith!"
Dude: "I think God put YOU here to test
MY faith, dude..."

by Crapper McGee March 27, 2004

baconhair

Curly hair, like bacon curls up in the frying pan.

"Let's buzz, baconhair!"

by Crapper McGee January 23, 2004