frappin

1) to masturbate loudly 2) the sound your genital makes as you masturbate with lubrication 3) masturbational bliss or to be so into the act of masturbation one pays little heed to someone walking in. often said as "frappin it up"

i've been guilty of this Masturbational bliss aspect of frappin so often that it would be futile to give record of or keep track
Jason was caught frappin on the kitchen table; Jane was so deeply frappin she fell off the chaise lounge; we where all out back frappin it up to old Micheal Jackson songs, it only became funny when "beat it" came on; Jessica had an intense look on her face as we mutually frapped the night away
by Cosmic Pope October 27, 2010
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mastrait

1) To flagellate ones genitals 2) to masturbate in a rape like fashion 3) to attack ones own penis/vigina in a personal act of selflove; also spelled Mastrate in certain circles

originated in a PowerQuee song titled: Beatin it Off in a Darken Room
that N-Word Jim nearly lost his dong mastraiting under the pull out couch; Joey's a heavy Mastraitor when ever his sister comes into town; in my coven we mastrait to PowerQuee Lyrics while Jeff the high exalted one shoots his load over us like in that movie: American Pie Naked Mile; that gutter tripe Liz was arrested for public mastraition in the park last week!
by Cosmic Pope October 28, 2010
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1L

short for Juanell, one of this world greatest humans, he who will chill in heaven with Christ and his farther GOD
thats 1L most awesome!!!
by Cosmic Pope October 30, 2010
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godulate

1) the act of creating something out of nothing
2) the endeavor to do something impossible
Davids godulation is remarkable, seeing how he has been writing that book for three years

to godulate is not easy, one must practice the art of alchemy but even then your at lease taking one thing and changing it, to truly godulate one must produce something out of thing air
by Cosmic Pope October 30, 2010
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Gutter Tripe

1) A woman of poor moral values or reputation 2) a woman known to have sex with random unknown men 3) a woman who's vagina one would assume would look like a rotten chunk of tripe, one would find as one walks along a gutter or culvert; 4) a woman who is samples were of her vaginal fluids, one will find semen of a local sports team, even the third string, a janitor, four box car riders, David Phelps, that retarded dude who jacks it behind the k-mart, and a farm animal preferably a mule or horse.

personally i began using the term Gutter Tripe after i met the walking definition of this word, and the only thing i could use to define her wretchedness was the word Gutter Tripe
a skank, a trick, whore, slut, prostitute, loathsome woman, rotten crotch, hood rat, mung taint, filthy woman, hoochie, a Janet Reno, mealy mouth crotch pheasant, Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, Montana Fishburne, Hanna Montana, Fabiola, Gutter Tripe, Gutter Snipe, Booty Poppin Allstar
by Cosmic Pope October 29, 2010
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gloonge

1) To rub ones genitals agents an object marking it for ownership 2) to own pwn on someone or something with your genitals

every car i owned i would gloonge it at lease once the first day i drove it, this would often result in a gloo; also spelled Gloondge

Episode seven, season three of Yes Dear named "Wife Swap", Jimmy was playing a game of scrabble with Kim and he asked "is Gloonge a word?" later in a plot to get their to spouses back, Kim told jimmy "so why don't you go Gloonge yourself" in return Jimmy responded "I knew that was a word!"
both Becky and Jeff Gloonged their new car in celebration; Rob Gloonged his new iPhone; after Robert beat David he Gloonged upon Davids forehead; Kate chose to Gloonge Roberts Ice Cream sandwich while he was in the bathroom; my dog Taylor seems to gloonge every new item we bring into the house
by Cosmic Pope October 27, 2010
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tainttickle

that ass was so sweet i had to pull out and tainttickle to keep from giving her a buttbaby
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