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a Class A Idiot
now before we get carried away thinking this word is new, very much not, i'ts said in 100's of classic TV shows and movies, from Stooges to Gleason, in the three Stooges its been used in the same way we use it today, they even went so far as to use it as the names of characters
now before we get carried away thinking this word is new, very much not, i'ts said in 100's of classic TV shows and movies, from Stooges to Gleason, in the three Stooges its been used in the same way we use it today, they even went so far as to use it as the names of characters
by Cosmic Pope July 24, 2010
Get the Mook mug.1) a derogatory term for Someone who Worships the Pope does not have to be a Catholic
the term Papid came about due to all of the hero worship people would give the pope as he would enter towns ans nations, the Pope is not Jesus Relax Papids
the term Papid came about due to all of the hero worship people would give the pope as he would enter towns ans nations, the Pope is not Jesus Relax Papids
Jeff is not a Christian nor a catholic, but has a shrines to every pope since Pope Gregory the III; if one worships the man who is pope and in contrast to the God who the the Pope worships and serves he is a Papid; get off my lawn you "expletive deleted" PAPID!; those damn papids are ruining the white-house; what do you call a papid with a job? a f'kin papid!
by Cosmic Pope October 27, 2010
Get the papid mug.1) To rub ones genitals agents an object marking it for ownership 2) to own pwn on someone or something with your genitals
every car i owned i would gloonge it at lease once the first day i drove it, this would often result in a gloo; also spelled Gloondge
Episode seven, season three of Yes Dear named "Wife Swap", Jimmy was playing a game of scrabble with Kim and he asked "is Gloonge a word?" later in a plot to get their to spouses back, Kim told jimmy "so why don't you go Gloonge yourself" in return Jimmy responded "I knew that was a word!"
every car i owned i would gloonge it at lease once the first day i drove it, this would often result in a gloo; also spelled Gloondge
Episode seven, season three of Yes Dear named "Wife Swap", Jimmy was playing a game of scrabble with Kim and he asked "is Gloonge a word?" later in a plot to get their to spouses back, Kim told jimmy "so why don't you go Gloonge yourself" in return Jimmy responded "I knew that was a word!"
both Becky and Jeff Gloonged their new car in celebration; Rob Gloonged his new iPhone; after Robert beat David he Gloonged upon Davids forehead; Kate chose to Gloonge Roberts Ice Cream sandwich while he was in the bathroom; my dog Taylor seems to gloonge every new item we bring into the house
by Cosmic Pope October 27, 2010
Get the gloonge mug.1) to masturbate loudly 2) the sound your genital makes as you masturbate with lubrication 3) masturbational bliss or to be so into the act of masturbation one pays little heed to someone walking in. often said as "frappin it up"
i've been guilty of this Masturbational bliss aspect of frappin so often that it would be futile to give record of or keep track
i've been guilty of this Masturbational bliss aspect of frappin so often that it would be futile to give record of or keep track
Jason was caught frappin on the kitchen table; Jane was so deeply frappin she fell off the chaise lounge; we where all out back frappin it up to old Micheal Jackson songs, it only became funny when "beat it" came on; Jessica had an intense look on her face as we mutually frapped the night away
by Cosmic Pope October 27, 2010
Get the frappin mug.1) the act of aggressively stealing another's pubic hair to replenish your own 2) to snack off someones pubic to produce a wig or fill out ones own missing pubic hair
root word Merkin: History: The Oxford Companion to the Body dates the origin of the pubic wig to 1450. Women would shave their pubic hair and wear a merkin to combat pubic lice, and prostitutes would wear them to cover up signs of disease, such as syphilis
According to The American Heritage Dictionary of the English Language the term stems from a corruption of the obsolete word malkin, meaning a lower-class woman or mop, which is derived from a diminutive of the personal name Mary
Root word Faust: Faust or Faustus (Latin for "auspicious" or "lucky") is the protagonist of a classic German legend. Though a highly successful scholar, he is unsatisfied, and makes a deal with the devil, exchanging his soul for unlimited knowledge and worldly pleasures.
root word Merkin: History: The Oxford Companion to the Body dates the origin of the pubic wig to 1450. Women would shave their pubic hair and wear a merkin to combat pubic lice, and prostitutes would wear them to cover up signs of disease, such as syphilis
According to The American Heritage Dictionary of the English Language the term stems from a corruption of the obsolete word malkin, meaning a lower-class woman or mop, which is derived from a diminutive of the personal name Mary
Root word Faust: Faust or Faustus (Latin for "auspicious" or "lucky") is the protagonist of a classic German legend. Though a highly successful scholar, he is unsatisfied, and makes a deal with the devil, exchanging his soul for unlimited knowledge and worldly pleasures.
i've been a victim of merkinfaust, that bitch Vicky snatched off all my pubes!; that merkinfaustin motha f#(&er tried to put his hands down my pants again; shit you say Kelly merkinfaust'd you; tonight is the perfect night for merkinfaust, pants less fridays at O'herlihy's
by Cosmic Pope October 27, 2010
Get the merkinfaust mug.1) short for "Shit You Say" normally punctuated as an exclamated question 2) credulity 3) are you serious? 4) forget that mess 5) Bullshit you are saying
its not always a question but is always punctuated with a the classic "!?" or "?!"
its not always a question but is always punctuated with a the classic "!?" or "?!"
shitusay there was bestiality at the party?!; shitusay this is decaf?!; Arnold Schwarzenegger became Governor? shitusay!? that N-Word Jim ate all the waffels? shitusay, and you did not murk that fool!?
by Cosmic Pope October 27, 2010
Get the shitusay mug.what kind of shoeshite believes the matrix is real?; wow Mormons, what shoeshites; David joined the "Heavens gates revisited" church last weekend thats cats a total Shoeshite
by Cosmic Pope October 28, 2010
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