caktard

1. a retarted or deformed penis. abnormal in shape, size or feel,

2. offensive critisism,

(also see cak, tard)

1. my doctor says i have a "caktard"

2. blake is a caktard for hitting my car

by cory December 14, 2004

Led Zeppelin

The greatest rock band that ever existed who's first album was released in 1969. With Rober Plant on lead vocals, Jimmy Page on guitar, John Bonham on drugs, I mean drums, and John Paul Jones on the bass. Jimmy Page and John Bonham are the best guitarist and best drummer ever, respecitively. Led Zeppelin broke up in 1979 with the death of John Bonham. Every word and every note of every Led Zeppelin song is pure genius. Their songs rock harder everytime I listen to them.

Led Zeppelin wrote "The Song Remains the Same"

by Cory June 24, 2004

jick

(v) - To give one's friends benefits or unfair advantages resulting from a position of power.

"The governor jicked an oil contract for a campaign supporter."

"I'll see if I can jick you some tickets to that sold-out concert."

by Cory March 02, 2005

pt

A military abbreviation for physical training, which can be anything from a series of push-ups, jumping jacks, sit-ups, running, etc that is usually done in formation or with a group of other military personnell

"Our squad does PT right before revellie"

by Cory June 24, 2004

PILF

1)Principal I'd Like to Fuck
2)a principal you would see and say "get a leg up"

The only reason I go to school is to see PILF

by Cory November 16, 2003

fuckin+damn

Used extensively by Drill Instructors for the United States Marine Corps, fuckin damn is the adjective of all adjectives

Get your fuckin damn ass off my fuckin damn parade deck you little fuckin damn piece of shit, before i put my god fuckin damn foot up your ass.
Aim for the fuckin damn towelhead you fuckin damn idiot

by cory March 21, 2005

Corgasm

An truly orgasmic experience (somewhat akin to herbal essences, joygasm, eargasm, heartgasm etc etc) given by the mere sight, sound, smell or touch of Cory

I am Cory, you've just had your first official Corgasm. Multiple Corgasms anyone?

by cory March 21, 2005