child

Synonym for demon.

I can definitely wait until parenthood.

by Cortana Dragoon August 26, 2005

corpse humping

In multiplayer FPS games, to repeatedly crouch on or "hump" the dead body of the person you just killed. Is pretty much pointless, but fun if you want to piss off the other guy.

Red: Hump-hump-hump! *humps corpse*
O'Malley: I'm being violated!

by Cortana Dragoon July 13, 2005

Muslim

A follower of the Islam religion.

Some Muslims use their faith as an excuse to kill innocents.

by Cortana Dragoon July 16, 2005

Pokemon

1. A Gameboy game which might have actually been okay if not for the other shit.
2. A creepy-ass card game.
3. A creepy-ass TV show.

1. I still play Pokemon Blue version. No school like the old school.
2. My Pokemon brings all the nerds to the yard/And they're like, do you wanna trade cards/Damn right, I wanna trade cards/I will trade you, but not my Charizard
3. Did you see the new episode of Pokemon? James gives Wobuffet anal sex!

by Cortana Dragoon July 13, 2005

One guy's trauma is another guy's drama

The basic law of most television.

My mom: *watching a nasty medical program* Eeegh, how can you stand to watch that?
Me: Hey, one guy's trauma is another guy's drama?

by Cortana Dragoon July 15, 2005

Elite

A sweet baddie in Halo, which becomes your ally in some Halo 2 levels. One of them (the Arbiter) is a playable character in Halo 2.

I got owned by gold-armored Elites in Halo, but now that they included the energy sword as a weapon in Halo 2 I can finally have vengeance.

by Cortana Dragoon June 16, 2005

Borgism

A type of joke that follows this format: "I am (insert name here) of Borg. (insert assimilation/resistance-is-futile joke here)."

I am Barney of Borg. Being assimilated is fun.
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I am Elmew Fudd of Bowg. Wesistance is futiwe.
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Yoda of Borg am I. Futile, resistance is.
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I am Bill Cosby of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated, with the assim and the ilate and the fraagh fra agh agh agh!
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I am Cortana Dragoon of Borg. Prepare to be OWNED.

by Cortana Dragoon July 16, 2005