cortana dragoon's definitions

One guy's trauma is another guy's drama

The basic law of most television.

My mom: *watching a nasty medical program* Eeegh, how can you stand to watch that?
Me: Hey, one guy's trauma is another guy's drama?

by Cortana Dragoon August 3, 2005

Smiting Stick

Kick-ass weapon. Used for smiting (duh).

Don't make me smite you. Smite you with my smiting stick! - Peter Godly

by Cortana Dragoon September 4, 2005

Tabasco

A substance of great mystery and horror.

Men find themselves drawn to it, as if it were a beacon leading them down the path to salvation.

Only to find themselves trapped in a realm of burning, hellish, eternal pain.

I had Tabasco sauce once and it was awful. But maybe that's only cuz I'm a woman ;)

by Cortana Dragoon July 15, 2005

Pokemon

1. A Gameboy game which might have actually been okay if not for the other shit.
2. A creepy-ass card game.
3. A creepy-ass TV show.

1. I still play Pokemon Blue version. No school like the old school.
2. My Pokemon brings all the nerds to the yard/And they're like, do you wanna trade cards/Damn right, I wanna trade cards/I will trade you, but not my Charizard
3. Did you see the new episode of Pokemon? James gives Wobuffet anal sex!

by Cortana Dragoon July 31, 2005

money

Put simply: life as we know it.

Without money we would all live in the Stone Age.

by Cortana Dragoon July 15, 2005

General Grievous

The most badass villain ever.

If you hated him in Ep III, watch the Clone Wars cartoons or read Star Wars: Visionaries.

He is just... the greatest.

Grievous is the man now dog!

by Cortana Dragoon July 28, 2005

Adult Swim

A pretty awesome show lineup on an otherwise pretty shitty channel, Cartoon Network.

"If you can't stand Toonami, just be patient. Adult Swim will come on in time." - me

by Cortana Dragoon July 15, 2005