39 definitions by cortana dragoon
If the rest of the Covenant could just figure out that the Prophets are total wusses, none of this would have happened.
by cortana dragoon July 3, 2005
A restaurant chain that would have been cool if not for all the lawsuits.
Ever since the lawsuits, McDonald's is trying to make everything "healthier" and doing a really shitty job of it.
I say: fuck you! If their food is making you so fat, why eat there?
Ever since the lawsuits, McDonald's is trying to make everything "healthier" and doing a really shitty job of it.
I say: fuck you! If their food is making you so fat, why eat there?
by cortana dragoon July 13, 2005
by cortana dragoon July 13, 2005
by cortana dragoon July 3, 2005
A television channel that at one time owned. But they canceled all the good shows and replaced them with shows aimed at six-year-olds (so what does that make Nick Jr., like, two-year-old shit?), made a brief comeback with Invader Zim, but canceled that and is dying now.
They recently started an American-drawn anime show called Avatar: The Last Airbender. That show sucks more than all the other shows combined.
They recently started an American-drawn anime show called Avatar: The Last Airbender. That show sucks more than all the other shows combined.
by cortana dragoon June 17, 2005
A substance of great mystery and horror.
Men find themselves drawn to it, as if it were a beacon leading them down the path to salvation.
Only to find themselves trapped in a realm of burning, hellish, eternal pain.
Men find themselves drawn to it, as if it were a beacon leading them down the path to salvation.
Only to find themselves trapped in a realm of burning, hellish, eternal pain.
by cortana dragoon July 3, 2005
by cortana dragoon July 16, 2005