dick

A man's private part used to pee/to have sex.

Sandy zipped his pants down as his long dick went out as he peed in the urinal.

by coolquack7 November 11, 2014

Cosmic milkshake

When the men's cum gets mixed with the woman's cum.

While Christy was sucking Jack's dick, Jack couldn's stand it anymore so Jack fucked Christy & they both cummed at the same time, making a cosmic milkshake as the cums got mixed together.

by coolquack7 November 12, 2014

Vater

To swallow disgusting things such as pee, lake water, toilet water, etc.

I don't like vatering.

by coolquack7 November 11, 2014

Fingering

To practice your finger pressing on a musical instrument
The act of inserting a finger in a vag.

Tedrick: Hey I'm practicing my fingering on my recorder!
Caitlin: Practice makes perfect!

Jack: -inserts a finger in Lori's vag-
Lori: -moans- ugh
Jack: -fingers deeper-
Lori: -moans- Jack, please
Jack: -inserts 3 fingers in her vag at once & wiggles the fingers inside the vag-
Lori: -cums- ugh Jack please it kinda hurts -moan-
Jack: -snicker- make me! -keeps fingering deeply-
Lori: -cums again- ugh I'm cumming again -cums again- please Jack stop

Jack: Fine -then inserts dick in-
Lori: -moans in pleasure- this is better

by coolquack7 November 13, 2014

swail

Suicide fails

When Tedrick got rejected by Andrea, Tedrick tried to jump off the 1st floor to the ground floor but he swailed because he landed on an emergency inflated balloon.

by coolquack7 November 13, 2014