colonel hogan's definitions

Stalactite

a sperm icicle

"last night I hung a giant stalactite from the roof of my girlfriend's mouth."

by colonel Hogan May 20, 2003

touch cotton

when a poop crowns out of the anus far enough to touch the underwear, thus soiling it.

"I thought I had my bowels under control, but I touched cotton on the sixth green and had to leave the round to go change."

by colonel Hogan May 13, 2003

Baptize a Baby Ruth

take a big long dump.

"hand me the Sunday paper. I gotta go baptize a Baby Ruth."

by colonel Hogan May 13, 2003

face wash

An ice hockey term. When a player takes another player into the boards and rubs his sweaty smelly hockey glove all over the other player's face.

"Hey, didya see the FACE WASH Ty Domi gave Jeremy Roenick? Nasty."

by Colonel Hogan August 9, 2005

bakersfield chalupa

When one takes a dump on a passed out woman's chest after coitus. Much like the infamous Cleveland Steamer, except with the Bakersfield Chalupa, there is a lot of corn in the mix.

Man, I ate six ears of silver queen last night and ended up laying down a nice Bakersfield Chalupa on Candy's chest after a very zesty session.

by colonel hogan August 21, 2006

trout

a one eyed organ that lives in the pants of a male.

John Holmes had a very large trouser trout.

by colonel Hogan May 28, 2003

pokin daylight

to have the crown of a shit poke out of the anus.

"I thought it was just a fart, but I ended up pokin daylight.

by colonel Hogan May 13, 2003