Definitions by colin

Dopest 

Sickest; coolest; tightest; most awesome.

The was the dopest thing ever man!

Dopest by Colin October 19, 2004

2 hand choke hold 

For those men endowed enough to this, it can be pretty impressive. Before jumping into the sack with your lover, you grab your raging manhood with both hands, one fist over the other and squeeze (or choke)your penis. This causes the head of the prick to swell up and turn a dark purple.

I decided to show off last night with this girl so I showed her the 2 hand choke hold.

2 hand choke hold by Colin October 9, 2004

Poison Dwarf 

A selfish, untrustworthy, deeply obnoxious or evil person of diminutive size, whose ostensibly unthreatening appearance allows them to fulfil their predisposition for causing unprovoked pain and suffering in an under-hand manner for anyone who has the misfortune to strike-up a friendship them.

When I first met her, I couldn't understand why her ex referred to her as the Poison Dwarf, but after 4 years of marriage, involving such unexplained occurrances as the slashing of her tyres and deliveries of excrement, not to mention the blatent lies about her working late, I think I'm starting to understand.

Poison Dwarf by Colin October 5, 2004

Ino 

The fattest girl you can ever think of in your life.

"Damn, that Ino is so huge, she needs her own aquarium."

Ino by Colin October 5, 2004

chemical productions 

The production name of an animator named Colin.

I just saw OATK by Chemical Productions. It was alright.

chemical productions by Colin September 28, 2004

TOJEJ 

an individual who wears a blazer jacket that does not match any other clothes that they are wearing.

The Tzar, The One, The J, The E, The Jamie

TOJEJ by Colin September 27, 2004

Gayish 

A young man too yong to be fully gay therefore gayish

In Middle School "You are gayish"

Gayish by Colin September 6, 2004