colette's definitions

Pandemic

An opportunity to magically get paid for staying at home and watching tv. In order to participate, one must be a teacher, and make it known that they may possibly, in the foreseeable future, have contact with someone who is over the age of 70, as they would then place that person at a higher risk of death (increasing the risk to the equivalent risk of being struck by lightening while scratching off a million dollar winning lottery ticket).

Sorry Kim, I can’t hang out on Tuesday, quarantining during the work week due to the pandemic, however, if you want to go clubbing on Saturday night, I’m free.

by Colette July 29, 2020

webcam

A useful electronic camera which you hook up to your pc and then can have free porno sessions with them. It is not illegal, really cheap, just make sure you're mum doesn't catch you.

'hey did johnny show you his cock on a webcam last night?'

by Colette February 21, 2004

NY

New York. The beauty of New Tork is that it doesn't matter what race, creed colour or species you are, there's always a scam.

none needed.

by Colette April 11, 2004

speedos

REaly tight pants made out of spandex/rubber which the 'professional' swimmers wear. YOung boys especially. Some, like honeypot wear them so high that if he had any pubes they'd be coming out. Some, like someone who does not wish to be named wears them so low you're scared they'll fall off.

'jesus, check mikes speedos.. they look like they're about to fall of...OH JESUS!!WEENER!!'

by Colette April 11, 2004

wasted

the state of being so pissed AND so stoned that you belive you can fly. In the case of new year, jumping off a trampoline.

'dude............. im fucking wasted. i cant't see jack shit. woah, was that a cow?

by Colette March 19, 2004

fro

the shortened version of afro, a very cool hairstyle popular in the 70's and forever popular with the blacks, although white people can have fros. Take Judith for example. her hair frizzes and sticks up more than most.

'man u gotta watch for judiths fro it almost knocked me out!'

by Colette February 21, 2004

leprachaun

a wee green man (not to be confused with alien) that comes from ireland. They are often found pissed from drinking too much quality irish drink or smoking to much 'ganjabhang', and if they are found in this way it is likely the leprachaun gives away his gold treasure and good luck. Leprachauns are impossible to catch and even harder to see. If you do see one - you're pissed.

'jesus mary and holy saint joseph - did I just see a wee leprachaun??'
'No ferghal, that would be your cousin.'

by Colette February 21, 2004