colder 's definitions

Unfunny

The glorious lack of lulz.

Uncyclopedia, trying to be the politically correct, SFW clone of Encyclopedia Dramatica, is one of the most unfunny sites on the internet.

by Colder August 25, 2011

FP

An abbreviation of First Poster. The person who began a thread on a forum or image board.

I think the FP on this thread is just trolling us.

by Colder September 27, 2011

CP

Can stand for many things, including:

1. Command Post (Star Wars Battlefront)

2. Control Point (Team Fortress 2, basically the same thing as definition #1)

3. Civil Protection (Half-Life 2)

4. Club Penguin

1. Capture that CP before the enemy regroups!

2. Example above^

3. CP units heading your way, Dr. Freeman

4. Go on CP tonight, I'll be on.

by Colder September 1, 2011

GLHB

Good luck have batman, a variant of GLHF coined by LifesAGlitchTV. Usually said at the start of a Starcraft II match to be friendly and sportsmanlike to your opponent.

player1: GLHF
player2: GLHB to you too!
player1: What??
player2: Good luck have batman
player1: Oh okay, you too I guess

by Colder November 2, 2011

Encyclopediadramatica.ch

The new domain name for the internet humor site Encyclopedia Dramatica, as its old domain name has been taken over by some crappy website called OhInternet.

Jim: Hey, why can't i get on Encyclopedia Dramatica? It keeps redirecting me to this gay page called Ohinternet.

Me: Go to encyclopediadramatica.ch, that's where the original site is.

Jim: Oh okay. Thanks.

(Goes on ED, much lulz ensues)

by Colder September 17, 2011

MVP

The Most Valuable Player. The player with the most skill, who contributes the most to their team. Used mainly in sports and video games.

Unfortunately, this term was hijacked by retards who watch Jersey Shore, who now think it stands for Mike Vinny Paul or some shit.

Me: He was totally MVP during that game

Friend: Mike, Vinny, and Paul?

Me: *facepalm. I don't know why I'm even talking to you

by Colder November 23, 2011

PPACA

Short for the Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act, a healthcare legislation passed in 2010 and signed into law by President Barack Obama.

Most people refer to the PPACA as "Obamacare".

by Colder April 27, 2013