Bud

Alternative to calling someone a cunt, a pussy, a cowtard, a corrupt Republican-worshipping numbskull, and other effeminate/cowardly insults in one word.

Watch who you're mouthing off to, bud.

by Col. Dr. May 04, 2006

Pube

Sophomoric hanger-on who crowds around cool people like pubic hair around the genitals.

Quit acting like a pube and get a life.

by Col. Dr. May 04, 2006

Pesticles

Floppy testicles which slap against a sex partner during sex.

Jerry beat Kerry half to death with his pesticles on their wedding night.

by Col. Dr. May 04, 2006

Ecoroids

Plant enhancement chemicals, plant steroids.

1. The Joneses must use ecoroids on their roses.
2. Zephyr uses ecoroids in his grow operation to get fat buds.

by Col. Dr. May 04, 2006

Nun

Sarcastic term for a promiscuous woman or a prostitute.

Becky's such a dirty nun.

by Col. Dr. May 04, 2006

Phlat

Urban form of flat, meaning flashy.

His bling is so phlat.

by Col. Dr. May 04, 2006

Mark Ecko

Term used to describe any sellout from the various urban subcultures, such as skateboarding and underground music, but especially from the graffiti artist community.

Broader use can indicate a rich fake of any sort trying to be ghetto or otherwise cool.

Namesake of Mark Ecko, former NYC graffiti artist who faked the tagging of Air Force One in widely-distributed online video hoax.

See also: Fraud
See also: Poseur, Poser, Posing

Speaker #1: Man, Jonesy just got hired to decorate some poof's studio loft with tags.
Speaker #2: Fucking Mark Ecko.

by Col. Dr. May 04, 2006