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I had to defriend that crazy blogwhore because every time I checked my friends page, every other entry was hers -- and it was stupid shit like memes and how much she hates Dubya.
by Coell September 5, 2005
Get the blogwhoremug. (adj) Describes the way a hand won in Texas Hold'em Poker if the turn (fourth) and river (fifth) cards saved it from losing.
That river rat -- all he had were rags til he caught that runner-runner flush on the board.
Oh man, what a chaser. He calls my all-in with a double gut-shot, then gets a runner-runner straight on the river. Unbelievable.
Oh man, what a chaser. He calls my all-in with a double gut-shot, then gets a runner-runner straight on the river. Unbelievable.
by Coell December 28, 2005
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1. When a business is unable to fufill your order, they upgrade you for free.
2. When the high octane gasoline is the same price as regular.
1. When a business is unable to fufill your order, they upgrade you for free.
2. When the high octane gasoline is the same price as regular.
"They were out of patties, so they used the chicken breasts instead. Looks like you got a fremium sandwich."
"They were both $1.59, so I filled up on fremium."
"They were both $1.59, so I filled up on fremium."
by Coell September 5, 2005
Get the fremiummug. (v) In poker, to return your cards to the dealer without showing the other players. Differs from fold because folded cards cannot be shown during play (forced muck). Muck implies choice.
by Coell May 14, 2005
Get the muckmug. Same as "you should", though it can be use for any subject (I, he, she, we, it, they). Implies advice or warning. Common in the southern US, this phrase has been shortened down from:
You would be better off if you...
You would be better to ...
You'd be better...
You'd better...
You better...
Sometimes as a threat, a person will mistakingly say "you had better...", but the correct uncontracted version is "would" not "had".
You would be better off if you...
You would be better to ...
You'd be better...
You'd better...
You better...
Sometimes as a threat, a person will mistakingly say "you had better...", but the correct uncontracted version is "would" not "had".
You better get started on that paper if it's gonna be done by Monday.
You better be in this house when the street lights come on.
You better put them trash cans up on the porch, so's the dogs ain't gettin in 'em.
You better be in this house when the street lights come on.
You better put them trash cans up on the porch, so's the dogs ain't gettin in 'em.
by Coell April 17, 2006
Get the you bettermug. Inserting damn into the middle of ridiculous to emphasize the absurdity of something. Very silly or foolish, worthy of ridicule.
by Coell December 30, 2005
Get the ridamndiculousmug. Manipulating images to make them pornographic, either by positioning figures in obscene positions or by replacing the faces on different bodies engaged in sexual acts.
I cut out Alan Rickman's face and glued it on this picture of Ron Jeremy for my manipuporn collection. That's some hot shit right there.
by Coell September 22, 2005
Get the manipupornmug.