hag along

Straight women who love gay men are called fag hags, so when these ladies follow the guys around and want to be their best friends, instead of being tag alongs, they are hag alongs.

"You guys are going to the Triangle? Can I hag along?"

"I use my hag along as a beard for Thanksgiving."

by Coell December 30, 2005

Dockers

Nickname or brand name for pants, usually the orginal khaki color.

Dockers brand is Levi Strauss & Co's business/casual line, marketed to middle-aged, middle-income people to be moderately fashionable. Khaki pants cost around $45 - $55.

I'm gonna wear Dockers with my Hawaiian shirt to work this Friday.

by Coell July 25, 2005

wired

In Texas Hold'em Poker, paired cards in the hole.

I was holding wired aces, so I called his pre-flop bet.

by Coell May 13, 2005

muck

(v) In poker, to return your cards to the dealer without showing the other players. Differs from fold because folded cards cannot be shown during play (forced muck). Muck implies choice.

He mucked his cards so I couldn't see if he was bluffing or chasing.

by Coell May 12, 2005

defriend

(v) To remove someone from your livejournal friends list.

"I defriend people who post quiz results. Get a life!"

by Coell May 12, 2005

play the board

In Texas Hold'em, using the five community cards on the board as your best hand, disregarding your hole cards.

If the community cards are all hearts and nobody has one in their hands, everyone plays the board and splits the pot.

by Coell May 13, 2005

forty miles

In poker, four tens. Four-of-a-kind also quad tens.

"Nice flush. Forty miles." (*middle finger*)

by Coell May 13, 2005