coell's definitions

the suits

Slightly negative reference for the executives or management of a company, because they are paid better and dress more formally than the employees.

"I work twice as hard as the suits and get paid half as much."

by Coell July 20, 2005

broughten

Purposefully incorrect use of brought. Also: broughted

"Bring it on, bitch."
"Oh, it has already been broughten."

Loosely translated:
"Because I do not like you, I invite you to fight me."
"I had already planned on fighting you."

by Coell July 11, 2005

flop cop

In poker, a person who never folds pre-flop. Must see every hand. Won't let anyone steal blinds. Calling station.

"What are you, George -- the flop cop?"
"I had an ace; I had to see it."

by Coell May 18, 2005

hug

(v) To make a candle melt evenly by pushing the warm outer wax toward the center with your thumb or palm.

Multiple-wick candles will last much longer if you let them burn long enough for the whole top to melt and then hug them every time you blow them out.

by Coell May 15, 2005

gaytto

Neighborhoods that are gay-friendly.
gay + ghetto, boystown, wrigleyville, chelsea, etc.

I bought my rainbow bumper sticker in a little shop in the gaytto.

by Coell May 15, 2005

bloody buddy

Bloody Mary, the cocktail. Popularized by Adam Sandler and David Spade's sketch "Dude", in which a group of surfers, stoners, and ganstas get drunk and crash a train.

"How bout a Bloody, buddy?"
"Don't mind if I do."

by Coell May 15, 2005

bob barker

Texas hold'em poker hole cards: King of spades and 9 of spades. Pun for "spayed K-9" from the traditional Price Is Right show ending reminder to spay or neuter your pet.

"Bob Barker's all in, bitch."

by Coell May 14, 2005