coell's definitions

ghettiquette

Socially acceptable behavior in the ghetto. Good manners in a bad neighborhood.

It is considered good ghettiquette to pour out the first drink of your forty to honor your dead homies.

It is considered bad ghettiquette to fuck up the rotation. Puff, puff, pass.

by Coell December 28, 2005

freeroll

A poker game or tournament with no entry fee, usually for a sponsored prize or satellite seat into a larger tournament.

"There's a freeroll at 3:00, you cheap bastard."

by Coell May 14, 2005

muck

(v) In poker, to return your cards to the dealer without showing the other players. Differs from fold because folded cards cannot be shown during play (forced muck). Muck implies choice.

He mucked his cards so I couldn't see if he was bluffing or chasing.

by Coell May 14, 2005

Open-ended

In poker, four cards in a row that need either one higher or lower to complete a straight. (_,6,7,8,9,_)

Opposite of gut-shot (four out of five cards in a row that are missing the center number).

Open-ended straight draws have better odds because there are eight cards that can make your straight. Gut-shots are less likely to suceed because there are only four cards that can help you.

I was chip leader and open-ended. I didn't want the guy to double up, but he was like all-in with the blind, so I called it and caught the 5 on the river. Busted his pocket rockets.

by Coell December 28, 2005

ridamndiculous

Inserting damn into the middle of ridiculous to emphasize the absurdity of something. Very silly or foolish, worthy of ridicule.

"Ree-damn-dick-you-luss"

Christianity is ridamndiculous.

by Coell December 30, 2005

manipuporn

Manipulating images to make them pornographic, either by positioning figures in obscene positions or by replacing the faces on different bodies engaged in sexual acts.

I cut out Alan Rickman's face and glued it on this picture of Ron Jeremy for my manipuporn collection. That's some hot shit right there.

by Coell September 22, 2005

fair and square

Justly, precisely, or in an honest way and without any doubt.

We won the game fair and square.
She hit me fair and square on the nose.

by Coell March 15, 2006