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loose

In poker, not being selective about the quality of hands you're willing to play.
College kids are loose with their parents' money at casinos, so they're easy picking.
by Coell May 14, 2005
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ajax

Ace and Jack as your hole cards in Texas Hold 'Em.
"I went all-in with ajax suited."
by Coell May 14, 2005
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play the board

In Texas Hold'em, using the five community cards on the board as your best hand, disregarding your hole cards.
If the community cards are all hearts and nobody has one in their hands, everyone plays the board and splits the pot.
by Coell May 14, 2005
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flat tire

In poker, a hand that needs a jack to improve.
"If I don't get a jack on the river, my straight's gonna be a flat tire."
by Coell May 14, 2005
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all bark

Short for all bark and no bite. Comes from dogs that look aggresive and bark like they're going to cause you great harm, but they won't actually bite you. They just sound threatening. So if you say someone is all bark, you're telling people to disregard the warnings or threats of that person, because he or she won't actually follow through with them.
Old Man Johnson: "If you god damn kids cut through my yard again, I'm gonna come out there and rip off your head and shit down your neck!"

Kid 1: "Wow, we better get outta here."

Kid 2: "Don't worry about him, he's all bark. He ain't gonna do shit."
by Coell May 31, 2006
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blogwhore

A person who addictively writes in his/her online journal and reads or comments in others'.
I had to defriend that crazy blogwhore because every time I checked my friends page, every other entry was hers -- and it was stupid shit like memes and how much she hates Dubya.
by Coell September 5, 2005
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runner-runner

(adj) Describes the way a hand won in Texas Hold'em Poker if the turn (fourth) and river (fifth) cards saved it from losing.
That river rat -- all he had were rags til he caught that runner-runner flush on the board.

Oh man, what a chaser. He calls my all-in with a double gut-shot, then gets a runner-runner straight on the river. Unbelievable.
by Coell December 28, 2005
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