coell's definitions

flat tire

In poker, a hand that needs a jack to improve.

"If I don't get a jack on the river, my straight's gonna be a flat tire."

by Coell May 14, 2005

blogwhore

A person who addictively writes in his/her online journal and reads or comments in others'.

I had to defriend that crazy blogwhore because every time I checked my friends page, every other entry was hers -- and it was stupid shit like memes and how much she hates Dubya.

by Coell September 5, 2005

fishooks

In Texas Hold 'Em Poker, a pair of jacks as your hole cards.

I went all in with fishooks.

by Coell May 14, 2005

all bark

Short for all bark and no bite. Comes from dogs that look aggresive and bark like they're going to cause you great harm, but they won't actually bite you. They just sound threatening. So if you say someone is all bark, you're telling people to disregard the warnings or threats of that person, because he or she won't actually follow through with them.

Old Man Johnson: "If you god damn kids cut through my yard again, I'm gonna come out there and rip off your head and shit down your neck!"

Kid 1: "Wow, we better get outta here."

Kid 2: "Don't worry about him, he's all bark. He ain't gonna do shit."

by Coell May 31, 2006

maritals

Sexual relations between husband and wife. Used in mockery of conservatives who think sex should only happen in marriage.

"Can I come over tonight or are you and Lee having maritals?"

by Coell September 6, 2005

flop cop

In poker, a person who never folds pre-flop. Must see every hand. Won't let anyone steal blinds. Calling station.

"What are you, George -- the flop cop?"
"I had an ace; I had to see it."

by Coell May 18, 2005

yeah yeah

Sarcastic way of saying you've heard enough of someone, usually their excuses. They need to get to the point or just shut up.

- "... and then I had to stop and get gas, and the traffic ..."
- "Yeah yeah, you're late."

by Coell December 28, 2005