coell's definitions

kicker

In poker, the highest unpaired card that acts as a tie-breaker if people have the same winning hand.

We both had a pair of aces, but I won with my jack kicker and he had a ten.

by Coell May 14, 2005

flat tire

In poker, a hand that needs a jack to improve.

"If I don't get a jack on the river, my straight's gonna be a flat tire."

by Coell May 14, 2005

all bark

Short for all bark and no bite. Comes from dogs that look aggresive and bark like they're going to cause you great harm, but they won't actually bite you. They just sound threatening. So if you say someone is all bark, you're telling people to disregard the warnings or threats of that person, because he or she won't actually follow through with them.

Old Man Johnson: "If you god damn kids cut through my yard again, I'm gonna come out there and rip off your head and shit down your neck!"

Kid 1: "Wow, we better get outta here."

Kid 2: "Don't worry about him, he's all bark. He ain't gonna do shit."

by Coell May 31, 2006

broughten

Purposefully incorrect use of brought. Also: broughted

"Bring it on, bitch."
"Oh, it has already been broughten."

Loosely translated:
"Because I do not like you, I invite you to fight me."
"I had already planned on fighting you."

by Coell July 11, 2005

yeah yeah

Sarcastic way of saying you've heard enough of someone, usually their excuses. They need to get to the point or just shut up.

- "... and then I had to stop and get gas, and the traffic ..."
- "Yeah yeah, you're late."

by Coell December 28, 2005

fremium

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1. When a business is unable to fufill your order, they upgrade you for free.

2. When the high octane gasoline is the same price as regular.

"They were out of patties, so they used the chicken breasts instead. Looks like you got a fremium sandwich."

"They were both $1.59, so I filled up on fremium."

by Coell September 5, 2005

fishooks

In Texas Hold 'Em Poker, a pair of jacks as your hole cards.

I went all in with fishooks.

by Coell May 14, 2005