coell's definitions

check-raise

(v) In poker, if you have a great hand but worry that if you bet, nobody will call -- you check through and wait for someone to assume you missed too. When they bet to scare you off, you raise them, resulting in a larger pot.

Check-raising only works if you're first to act and you're the only person who made a hand.

by Coell May 14, 2005

gaytto

Neighborhoods that are gay-friendly.
gay + ghetto, boystown, wrigleyville, chelsea, etc.

I bought my rainbow bumper sticker in a little shop in the gaytto.

by Coell May 15, 2005

grand jury

In poker, three fours, trip fours, 4-4-4.

I lost to the grand jury.

by Coell May 14, 2005

cracked

Texas Hold Em: Won a hand in poker against someone's superior hole cards, ofen pocket pairs.

"He cracked my cowboys with a flush on the river. What a rat!"

"Aces cracked gets a snack."

by Coell May 14, 2005

dog's bullocks

Brittish slang for cool or hip, as pointed out in the comedy of Eddie Izzard.

The queen's new dress is the dog's bullocks.

by Coell September 22, 2005

maritals

Sexual relations between husband and wife. Used in mockery of conservatives who think sex should only happen in marriage.

"Can I come over tonight or are you and Lee having maritals?"

by Coell September 6, 2005

bob barker

Texas hold'em poker hole cards: King of spades and 9 of spades. Pun for "spayed K-9" from the traditional Price Is Right show ending reminder to spay or neuter your pet.

"Bob Barker's all in, bitch."

by Coell May 14, 2005