fair and square

Justly, precisely, or in an honest way and without any doubt.
We won the game fair and square.
She hit me fair and square on the nose.
by Coell March 15, 2006
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rags

In poker, cards that have little chance of winning.
Rags on the flop, so I went all-in on my pocket nines.
by Coell May 13, 2005
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deft defying

Pun or mondegreen for death-defying.

Consider that "death-defying" is an adjective for a stunt or action that should kill you, but you escape (defy) death.

Deft: skilled in movement, especially of the hands.
Defy: oppose, resist, challenge, or refuse to submit.

You can see why "deft defying" doesn't make much sense. Taken literally, "deft defying" could be used to describe someone that is skilled at opposition or physical resistance, as in "defying deftly".

If hyphenated to become an adjective, "deft-defying" could be used to describe someone either unskilled on purpose, or should be skilled and is not.
"That PETA arsonist did some deft defying in the hospital he burned down. Must have been difficult pushing through all those sick people to get out before it was too late, but that's less people benefiting from animal testing I guess."

"I tried that new masseuse... oh man, her massage was deft-defying. She needs to practice; I was sore for a week."

"Did you catch my deft-defying gaming skills to let my little brother beat me in Mortal Kombat? He doesn't know it, but I like letting him think he won fair and square."

"Did you just call that jump deft defying? Don't you mean death-defying? And it was only off the garage -- you wouldn't die from landing twelve feet, dude. You're an ass."
by Coell March 22, 2006
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dog's bullocks

Brittish slang for cool or hip, as pointed out in the comedy of Eddie Izzard.
by Coell September 07, 2005
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flop cop

In poker, a person who never folds pre-flop. Must see every hand. Won't let anyone steal blinds. Calling station.
"What are you, George -- the flop cop?"
"I had an ace; I had to see it."
by Coell May 17, 2005
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bloody buddy

Bloody Mary, the cocktail. Popularized by Adam Sandler and David Spade's sketch "Dude", in which a group of surfers, stoners, and ganstas get drunk and crash a train.
by Coell May 13, 2005
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as balls

A phrase added after any adjective to make it stronger.

Perhaps started by people trying to be less vulgar than using "as fuck" or "as shit", but still wanting to use a dirty word.

The resulting phrase doesn't have to have anything to do with testicles or their qualities; it's almost better when it's very un-ball-like, because it makes other people stop and think how your phrase doesn't make sense.
I'm hungry as balls!
Dude, your mom is hot as balls.
I was sick as balls last night.
It's cold as balls out here!
It's cold as balls are not!
by Coell June 12, 2006
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