To receive (or give) an extreme uppercut, similar to a falcon punch, directly into the ballsack and ending up with either one or both testicles lodged up within the abdomen. The reversal of this process could take days or even weeks, all dependent on how big the nutshovers biceps were. Until the said testicles descend, the victim in a constant condition that is a.k.a NUTSHOVED.
Nadsack: Dude, u still nutshoved?
Matt: Yeah... B nutshoved me a week ago.
Nadsack: I wanna get nutshoved too!
Matt: Yeah... B nutshoved me a week ago.
Nadsack: I wanna get nutshoved too!
by cockjuggling thundercunt March 23, 2009
Get the nutshoved mug.To be in an obnoxiously bitchy and uncompromisable state for no apparent reason. It can effect both males and females, if is a female, the only socially acceptable thing to do is to simply tune out any unnecessary jabber that might be escaping the premenstrual bitches noise hole. If male, however is acceptable to comment on the size, and/or visibility of their newly attained vagina.
Bitch: "I hate this! Today sucks! I hated Wall-E!"
Dude:" ...mhm...whatever you say..."
or
Male bitch/ Nadsack:" Im so bored, Im friggin hungry, wake up already! Feed me!"
Dude: "Hey, don't be so premenstrual, I can see ur vagina from here."
Dude:" ...mhm...whatever you say..."
or
Male bitch/ Nadsack:" Im so bored, Im friggin hungry, wake up already! Feed me!"
Dude: "Hey, don't be so premenstrual, I can see ur vagina from here."
by cockjuggling thundercunt June 22, 2009
Get the premenstrual mug.To blow one's orgasmic load of either vaginal or penile secretions onto an unsuspecting strangers back.
by cockjuggling thundercunt March 23, 2009
Get the backbust mug.To firmly grasp and stroke the, baseball bat sized, hot, sweaty and slippery meat shaft attached to the underside of a stallion, which commonly known as a horses cock. This act is generally frowned upon in most societies. It it is simply unforgivable to any and all people who attempt it and succeed. It is even especially unforgivable (and uncontrollably hilarious) to proceed to drink any/all of the horse cum that may ejaculate violently into the milker's face.
by cockjuggling thundercunt June 22, 2009
Get the Milk a Horse mug.To explode the most powerful load into the face of some poor unsuspecting prey, the result should end with cum drenched in the victims entire face, and every facial orifice, seriously, in the eyebrows, hair, nostrils, eyeballs, everywhere.
Chick:"Give it to me!!!"
Guy:". . . ok!"
*SPLOOOOSHH!
Chick: "WTF WAS THAT?!?! I ALMOST DROWNED!!!"
Dude: " ahhhhhh Warpaint cumshot baby."
Guy:". . . ok!"
*SPLOOOOSHH!
Chick: "WTF WAS THAT?!?! I ALMOST DROWNED!!!"
Dude: " ahhhhhh Warpaint cumshot baby."
by cockjuggling thundercunt January 12, 2010
Get the Warpaint Cumshot mug.To be in a state of complete and absolute uselessness to any one or anything. No productive action or thought can be sequestered while in this annoying as hell state. Repeatedly dunking one's head into a bucket of rusty razors is more useful to the universe than twittling your nutsack.
Matt: DUDE!, UR MY PARTNER! STOP FUCKING TWITTLING YOUR NUTSACK AND HELP ME WITH OUR PHYSICS BRIDGE PROJECT!
Nadsack:...
Matt: I should have taken the entire class's advice.
Nadsack:...
Matt: I should have taken the entire class's advice.
by cockjuggling thundercunt March 31, 2009
Get the twittling your nutsack mug.Sticky milky residue that can drip, but has been known to violently erupt from a stallion's veiny throbbing cock. It is also word/phrase that can be used to emphasize a particular feeling or emotion. Anger, frustration, or witty humor can all be elaborated with the term horse cum.
Nadsack: "I DIDN'T LEARN ANYTHING IN PHYSICS! IT'S FUCKING HORSE CUM!"
or... "THIS IS A LOAD A HORSE CUM!"
or... "I'D RATHER GARGLE HORSE CUM!"
or... " I love horse cum."
or... "THIS IS A LOAD A HORSE CUM!"
or... "I'D RATHER GARGLE HORSE CUM!"
or... " I love horse cum."
by cockjuggling thundercunt March 23, 2009
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