19 definitions by cockjuggling thundercunt
To blow one's orgasmic load of either vaginal or penile secretions onto an unsuspecting strangers back.
by cockjuggling thundercunt March 23, 2009
To firmly grasp and stroke the, baseball bat sized, hot, sweaty and slippery meat shaft attached to the underside of a stallion, which commonly known as a horses cock. This act is generally frowned upon in most societies. It it is simply unforgivable to any and all people who attempt it and succeed. It is even especially unforgivable (and uncontrollably hilarious) to proceed to drink any/all of the horse cum that may ejaculate violently into the milker's face.
by cockjuggling thundercunt June 23, 2009
The everlasting glowing sphere of fiery power that can sometimes be sequestered from a crate, barrel or will occasionally burst from the womb of the universe. Some go there whole lives without ever seeing the elusive bright shine that can drive even the most lowly knave to supreme glory. Its origins date back to ancient times, (Jan 31 2008). Its raw energy derived from the NUTSACK OF CHUCK NORRIS, shooting from his throbbing urethra, the energy shot forth into the bowels of the universe's cunthole. It gestated for countless millenia waiting for the opportune moment to blast through and reveal its supreme power in a display of unparalleled awesomeness. Gaining the power of the deceptive orb requires cunning, skill, stamina, endurance, luck and pure testosterone. It may last only for a moment, but for that brief instant... you are god.
Nadsack: no... dont get it...
Dude: Im gonna get it!!! IM gonna get the smash testicle!!!!!!!
Nadsack: NOOoOOo!!!
Dude: YES! I GOT IT!
Nadsack: *blown away in blinding light AAAUAHAUAGAHAAGH!!!!
Dude:....I love this game.
Dude: Im gonna get it!!! IM gonna get the smash testicle!!!!!!!
Nadsack: NOOoOOo!!!
Dude: YES! I GOT IT!
Nadsack: *blown away in blinding light AAAUAHAUAGAHAAGH!!!!
Dude:....I love this game.
by cockjuggling thundercunt October 13, 2009
The epitome of Aghori pride. You will know he is near by his signature "BOOM!" that he cries out in his tantric meditation, or by the rotten stench of a cannibalistic geriatric that hasn't bathed in god knows how long. Commonly seen drinking his own urine, Boom Boom Baba has reached a stage of enlightenment that few will ever even dream of, he has learned to live off the land like a true Aghori, eating whatever he can find ( seriously, anything.). He earned his fame when aired on an episode of Wildboyz, over the years he has climbed to celebrity status, even having several cameo apperances like in District 9. If you look closely you can see him standing atop the humongous alien spacecraft with his arms in the air proclaiming his name... "I AM BOOM BOOM BABA"
guy1: "Dude I was walking down the street in India when I heard it..."
guy2:" heard what?"
guy1: "....BOOM!!!"
guy2: "Oh my god... it was Boom Boom Baba...
guy1:" I know, it was amazing"
guy2:" You're soo lucky."
guy2:" heard what?"
guy1: "....BOOM!!!"
guy2: "Oh my god... it was Boom Boom Baba...
guy1:" I know, it was amazing"
guy2:" You're soo lucky."
by cockjuggling thundercunt October 12, 2009
When, in the middle of a heated sticky sweaty romping raging session of intercourse, the one special girl that will do anything for you will reach in her own tight asshole, force her fingers around her uterus that you are busy pounding away at with your meatshaft and grasps your raging hard on and gives you the greatest sensation in the world by giving you a handjob with the inside walls of her vagina at the same time while fucking a smoking hot bitches cunt hole.
Chick: Oh my god ur soooo good! omg omg omg
Nadsack: Fucking give it to me!!!
Chick: wat????!
Nadsack: A flaming master falcon grip BITCH!
Chick: AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!
Nadsack: Fucking give it to me!!!
Chick: wat????!
Nadsack: A flaming master falcon grip BITCH!
Chick: AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!
by cockjuggling thundercunt August 26, 2009
Sticky milky residue that can drip, but has been known to violently erupt from a stallion's veiny throbbing cock. It is also word/phrase that can be used to emphasize a particular feeling or emotion. Anger, frustration, or witty humor can all be elaborated with the term horse cum.
Nadsack: "I DIDN'T LEARN ANYTHING IN PHYSICS! IT'S FUCKING HORSE CUM!"
or... "THIS IS A LOAD A HORSE CUM!"
or... "I'D RATHER GARGLE HORSE CUM!"
or... " I love horse cum."
or... "THIS IS A LOAD A HORSE CUM!"
or... "I'D RATHER GARGLE HORSE CUM!"
or... " I love horse cum."
by cockjuggling thundercunt March 23, 2009
To receive (or give) an extreme uppercut, similar to a falcon punch, directly into the ballsack and ending up with either one or both testicles lodged up within the abdomen. The reversal of this process could take days or even weeks, all dependent on how big the nutshovers biceps were. Until the said testicles descend, the victim in a constant condition that is a.k.a NUTSHOVED.
Nadsack: Dude, u still nutshoved?
Matt: Yeah... B nutshoved me a week ago.
Nadsack: I wanna get nutshoved too!
Matt: Yeah... B nutshoved me a week ago.
Nadsack: I wanna get nutshoved too!
by cockjuggling thundercunt March 23, 2009