The Owen Wilson is a celebrity inspired sexual position, doable by any number of people or genders. It requires one person to be kneeling on the ground in a blow job position, while the other person inserts an ass-to-ass dildo within their rectum. With the remaining length of the dildo, the person then spins around and slaps the kneeling individual, then jams the dildo through their eye.
This is also known as the Brazilian Wax Attack or the "Anal-Eyeball-Rape."
This is also known as the Brazilian Wax Attack or the "Anal-Eyeball-Rape."
Joe-Beth: Did you hear!? Did you hear?!
Papi: No, what Joe-Beth?
Joe-Beth: Father Thomas was excommunicated for pulling an Owen Wilson on three choir boys...
Papi: Mary, Jesus and Joseph! I hope you didn't wax them afterwards...
Papi: No, what Joe-Beth?
Joe-Beth: Father Thomas was excommunicated for pulling an Owen Wilson on three choir boys...
Papi: Mary, Jesus and Joseph! I hope you didn't wax them afterwards...
by Cockdriller March 11, 2010
Get the Owen Wilson mug.To beat someone unconscious with a bust of a penis, and then proceed to sodomize them with a telescope.
It is essentially a sexual position - of course done consensually - that is a montage of Stanley Kubrick's movies.
It is essentially a sexual position - of course done consensually - that is a montage of Stanley Kubrick's movies.
Alex: Okay my droogies, now here was the lowdown...I met this fine yenta outside the Korova Milkbar, and I broke the fourth wall by Stanley Kubricking her.
by Cockdriller March 11, 2010
Get the Stanley Kubrick mug.Similar to the dutch rudder, where person A takes person B's arm and manipulates the hand to masturbate person A.
Bartok: So, I dont want this to be gay or anything, but could you perhaps give me a dutch rudder??
Denes: Dutch Rudder! Fuck the Dutch! I will Magyar Oar you until your penis resembles a magpie! Now give me your dick!
Bartok: Ooooh yeaaaaah.
Denes: Dutch Rudder! Fuck the Dutch! I will Magyar Oar you until your penis resembles a magpie! Now give me your dick!
Bartok: Ooooh yeaaaaah.
by Cockdriller August 03, 2010
Get the Magyar oar mug.A sexual position. A man or woman coats their hand and forearm with napalm, and then sets it alight. After this they then yell out "FALCON FIST!!!!" and proceed to fist a female in her vagina. She must be a firecrotch, or this could become dangerous.
Peter Parker: Yo, I totally Falcon Fisted MJ last night!
Harry: No way! Do the carpets match the drapes?
Peter: Yeah, luckily...if she wasn't a firecrotch she could have been pretty badly burned.
Harry: No way! Do the carpets match the drapes?
Peter: Yeah, luckily...if she wasn't a firecrotch she could have been pretty badly burned.
by Cockdriller April 05, 2010
Get the Falcon Fist mug.A sexual act that occurs when person A shits into a clarinet, lights it on fire, and forcible inserts it into the anus or vagina of person B. This is not a sexual act for the faint of heart.
Becky: Ohhhhh, baby, give me that flaming clarinet!
Ryan: I don't know, I just pooped. I don't think I can squeeze one out right now.
Becky: It's fine. I just ate Taco Bell; the poop is flowing like the Rio Grande!
Ryan: I don't know, I just pooped. I don't think I can squeeze one out right now.
Becky: It's fine. I just ate Taco Bell; the poop is flowing like the Rio Grande!
by Cockdriller August 11, 2010
Get the Flaming Clarinet mug.A sexual position which consists of a blumpkin except where the one giving the blumpkin fucks a small, pasty frat boy in the ass.
Tom: I got a Soloblumpkin last night.
Alex: So you had a good time at the frat party last night?
Tom: You could say that ;-)
Alex: So you had a good time at the frat party last night?
Tom: You could say that ;-)
by Cockdriller June 04, 2010
Get the Soloblumpkin mug.A Zoidberg is when a friend gives you a hand job with a crab. He/she positions the crabs claw around your penis, and the friend then jerks the crab up and down. In essence, the Zoidberg is a dutch-rudder via crab claw.
Professor Farnsworth: "Good news everybody! I just got a Zoidberg!"
Fry: "Ewww, you let him touch you?"
Professor Farnsworth: "Good God no! I had Bubble Gum fondle me through half a fiddler crab."
Fry: "Ewww, you let him touch you?"
Professor Farnsworth: "Good God no! I had Bubble Gum fondle me through half a fiddler crab."
by Cockdriller April 18, 2010
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