Definitions by clint

van helsing 

one who goes after ugly women at night while intoxacated and wakes up feeling like he spent the night hunting for monsters

"what happend last night, and why do i feel like van helsing"

van helsing by clint February 23, 2005

pluve 

A word that means to love someone without a romantic connotation; created as a contraction of "Plutonic" and "love"

"You know I pluve you Melissa, but I'm your best friend, I can't make out with you"

pluve by Clint February 3, 2005

drunken hippie 

Drunken Hippie (n.)

A drunken hippie is a drink made of half vodka and half cold green tea. The first ever drunken hippie had four shots of vodka in it. I originated this drink trying to conceal the fact that i was drinking in my dorm.

Yo, i had four drunken hippies last night, i felt like an alcoholic.

drunken hippie by Clint January 19, 2005

Discipline the Simian 

Discipline like spank, and simian as "relating to an ape or monkey." So it's a fancy way of saying "spank the monkey"

Dave: "Yeah, I saw that guy, he looked pretty hot."

Chris: "Fuck yeah. Excuse me I think I need to go uh...discipline my simian if you know what I mean."

Discipline the Simian by Clint November 5, 2004

postjulianoscopy 

After probing somebodies ass with a wooden spoon, to proceed to use orange juice in an attempt to simulate a tropical environment. He then plunges the already crud covered spoon into his patner's mouth until said partner rolphs. The object is to produce a vomit that could be passed off as corn chowder.

Pat: damn playa that was one hell of a post julianoscopy

postjulianoscopy by clint November 3, 2004

popkin 

Old southern term for sandwich.

Bob please make me a peanut butter and jelly popkin.

popkin by clint October 7, 2004

anorexitron 

noun; anorexitron

1. A robot which suffers from the eating disorder anorexia.
2. A term often used for a person who is or appears to be anorexic.

(from New Latin, from Greek, from a- + orexis appetite, from oregein + Greek, suffix denoting an instrument; akin to Old English -thor, suffix denoting an instrument, Latin -trum)

1. At dinner, the anorexitron dumped its motor oil onto its napkin when none of the other robots were looking.
2. Despite his heavy eating habits, Maxwell is a total anorexitron.

anorexitron by clint September 4, 2004