cliff's definitions

Unscrew

Unscrew(v) Masturbating with one's left hand; the opposite of screwing yourself.

"Instead of screwing himself, Johny decided to use his left hand and furiously unscrew himself."

by CLiFF June 3, 2004

WTHAY

to WTHAY sb, Verb.
The welcoming of a new member to a public mailing list with the expression "Who the hell are you?", usually in a reply to his or her first post to the list.

I think you scared her off when you WTHAYed her.

by Cliff January 19, 2005

hank

The rag used by a male to wipe or catch the sperm after masturbation.

Rob said he would send me his hank.

by cliff November 19, 2003

toasted

to be very high from smoking marijuana

We got kicked out of home ecinomics cause we would always show up toasted and eat all the cookies.

by cliff December 6, 2002

McCallie School

Place where one can find his inner heterosexuality with countless moments of homoerotic behavior. Home of Ted Turner, the Dell Guy, and Cleveland Latham.

Every book in the McCallie School Library has at least one page with a penis drawn on it.

by Cliff February 3, 2004

footsniper

A person who considers themselves an excellent marksman in first person computer games, but is actually totally lacking in skill and normally ends up shooting themselves or another team mate in the foot.

Pace you're such a f#$@ing footsniper.

by cliff April 16, 2005

stamps

acid on papper

you know where i can get some stamps?

by Cliff February 27, 2004