shitballs

explitive; explaining great frustration or fright

As Dan was smoking a fat marijuana joint he quickly saw his father enter his house and exclaimed "oh, shitballs".

by cliff December 07, 2002

DSM

Q: What do you get when you combine the lowest quality American carmaker (Chrysler/Mopar) with the lowest quality Japanese carmaker (Mitsubishi)? A: An over-styled, unreliable, fast-depreciating sled. Diamond Star Motors is no more. Maybe Mercedes can help Chrysler actually improve the function of their cars instead of just the garish styling.

Isn't it strange that I know at least 7 girls I went to high school with drove Mitsubishi Eclipses, but none of them lasted 100K miles? Oh, well. Some Japanese decals will add at least 150hp. Try that with a Chevy!

by Cliff September 11, 2004

definately

The most common spelling of the word "definitely" in internet forums, comment pages, and chat rooms. If you pay attention, you will find that "definitely" is actually the second or third most common spelling. Alternatives include "definatly", "definetly", or best of all "defiantly".

Microsoft's Zune is Definately no iPod - and the person who made that digg post is definitely no English major.

by Cliff November 22, 2006

stamps

acid on papper

you know where i can get some stamps?

by Cliff February 27, 2004

chicken legs

Thin bony legs. Typically found on someone who is very skinny.

Man 1: "Fat ass!"
Man 2: "What?! I'm ideal weight! At least I don't have chicken legs!"

by Cliff April 12, 2005

footsniper

A person who considers themselves an excellent marksman in first person computer games, but is actually totally lacking in skill and normally ends up shooting themselves or another team mate in the foot.

Pace you're such a f#$@ing footsniper.

by cliff April 16, 2005

phibes

someone or something that always ends up defeated by a whm.

White Mage over Phibes

by Cliff December 16, 2004