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Quagmire

"hey meg, 18 yet?"

"gigadee gigadee"

"oh!"
by clevelandsteamer July 21, 2008
mugGet the Quagmiremug.

apocalypse

the day that george bush gets reelected, so i guess the apocalypse has already happened
a monkey being reelected? how can so many people be so stupid?
by clevelandsteamer September 5, 2005
mugGet the apocalypsemug.

paris hilton

the rare form of a flat and slutty rich girl who is on the cover of every tabloid. she has never worked and enjoys giving fellatio.
the paris perfume collection smells like cum.
by clevelandsteamer September 5, 2005
mugGet the paris hiltonmug.

mr. burns

very old and weak powerplant owner and boss of homer simpson
"What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man?"

"Why, my good man, you're the fattest thing I've ever seen, and I've been on safari."

"Ex-cellent."
by clevelandsteamer August 10, 2005
mugGet the mr. burnsmug.

moe syzlak

bartender on the simpsons. moe is incredibly ugly, stupid, and has a great voice.
Hiya Homa!

I got some secrets. Some dark, dark secrets.
by clevelandsteamer August 10, 2005
mugGet the moe syzlakmug.

Shaq

to be payed 28 million dollars a year for 20 points and 10 rebounds a game and only 40 double-doubles in a season, along with 47 percent free throw shooting and 18 points per game in the playoffs
shaq has a larger salary than the entire charlotte bobcats team
by clevelandsteamer September 1, 2005
mugGet the Shaqmug.

i'd hit it

a term that means "i would like to insert my penis into the vaginal cavity of that female."
me(after seeing hardbody at the gym): DAMN NIGGA! I'd hit it!!! if she wears a mask.
by clevelandsteamer September 5, 2005
mugGet the i'd hit itmug.

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