Definitions by clevelandSteamer

keith richards 

full-time walking corpse and part-time guitarist of the rolling stones

guy: mr. richards, that will be $800 for the whiskey, coke, and hooker.

keith richards: you take credit?

keith richards by clevelandsteamer September 5, 2005

jail punk 

the bitch in a prison. they are usually in jail for tax evasion or molesting their children. these are the guys who cry on their first night and try to avoid the scary black men who stare at them and have the bottom of their shirts tied in a knot. jail punks get pounded in the anus quite often in the shower and in their cell. they usually get protection from the black guy they share their cell with, even though that is the same guy plowing them every night.

burly black guy wearing lipstick: hey, boy! get ova he'a. we is gonna play ourselves some pony express!

jail punk: yessir. please be gentle.

burly black guy wearing lipstick: NOT TODAY, BOY! DROP THEM PANTIES!

jail punk: YESSIR!

jail punk by clevelandsteamer September 5, 2005

apocalypse 

the day that george bush gets reelected, so i guess the apocalypse has already happened

a monkey being reelected? how can so many people be so stupid?

apocalypse by clevelandsteamer September 5, 2005

Dick Cheney 

the evil behind congress and our "president". often suffers from heart attacks.

"hey uncle dick. did you support going to war to make profits from your halliburton stock?"

"of course not!(grabs left arm) help me!"

Dick Cheney by clevelandsteamer September 5, 2005

american idiot 

an album that has been mistakingly compared to the who's "tommy" album. yes, the songs combined do tell a story, just like "tommy," but in no way is it as good as tommy or even the worst album the who could come up with. green day is a fake-punk band and people think that they are punk for listening to green day and skateboarding. that is 100% incorrect. spiking your hair, cutting your wrists, and shopping at hot topic does not make you punk, neither does listening to american idiot.

educated person: do you know who the first punk band was?

emo/fake punk: totally green day man! either them or my chemical romance? or is it blink 182?

educated person: you need to be shot.

american idiot by clevelandsteamer September 5, 2005

Avril Lavigne 

the sorriest excuse for a punk. the bitch sings hormonal pop music, which is also known as emo. almost as bad as ashlee simpson

avril is in no way punk rawk.

Avril Lavigne by clevelandsteamer September 5, 2005

paris hilton 

the rare form of a flat and slutty rich girl who is on the cover of every tabloid. she has never worked and enjoys giving fellatio.

the paris perfume collection smells like cum.

paris hilton by clevelandsteamer September 5, 2005