clevelandSteamer's definitions

hick

one who has only been doing things one way there whole life and is afraid to try something different. hicks don't act civilized and are often rednecks or hillbillies. hicks are everywhere.

hicks can be found in every country.

by clevelandsteamer August 31, 2005

meth

the leading cash crop in oregon, kentucky, virginia, north carolina, ohio, kansas, california, florida, georgia, tennessee, illinois, washington, and other states

street names: crank, 222, anny, chalk, ned, kibble, shab, patsie, slammers, rails, bulber, go

by clevelandsteamer August 30, 2005

Anchorman

really funny, yet stupid movie about a self-loving anchorman, an anchorwoman that joins his station, a horny reporter, a weatherman with an IQ of 48, a mildly gay/idiotic sportscaster, a dog that gets punted off of a bridge, a fight between numerous news reporters, and cologne that smells like Bigfoot's dick. it takes place in san diego, california.

Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diago, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.

Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident!

by clevelandsteamer August 30, 2005

Mchkhkmkmkkhkmmm

The noise that one makes when smacking one's lips while sleeping

Friend 1: Mchkhkmkmkkhkmmm

Friend 2: Shut the fuck up (gets pillow to smother Friend 1).

by clevelandsteamer October 3, 2007

american idiot

an album that has been mistakingly compared to the who's "tommy" album. yes, the songs combined do tell a story, just like "tommy," but in no way is it as good as tommy or even the worst album the who could come up with. green day is a fake-punk band and people think that they are punk for listening to green day and skateboarding. that is 100% incorrect. spiking your hair, cutting your wrists, and shopping at hot topic does not make you punk, neither does listening to american idiot.

educated person: do you know who the first punk band was?

emo/fake punk: totally green day man! either them or my chemical romance? or is it blink 182?

educated person: you need to be shot.

by clevelandsteamer September 5, 2005

keith richards

full-time walking corpse and part-time guitarist of the rolling stones

guy: mr. richards, that will be $800 for the whiskey, coke, and hooker.

keith richards: you take credit?

by clevelandsteamer September 5, 2005

Carlos Mencia

a mexican comedian who offends everybody. he is hilarious and is the host of a crappy show on comedy central.

watch carlos mencia's stand-up, not his show.

by clevelandsteamer August 31, 2005