"We have been the cowards lobbing cruise missiles from 2,000 miles away. That's cowardly. Staying in the airplane when it hits the building, say what you want about it, it's not cowardly."
by clevelandsteamer August 07, 2005
to throw a condom in a garbage can after having sex with a mentally-retarded, blonde, white woman on the back of a chair in a hotel room in colorado.
i swear! it was consensual!
by clevelandsteamer August 07, 2005
to be payed 28 million dollars a year for 20 points and 10 rebounds a game and only 40 double-doubles in a season, along with 47 percent free throw shooting and 18 points per game in the playoffs
by clevelandsteamer August 07, 2005
by clevelandsteamer August 17, 2005
the uncle of skateboarder bam margera. he is incredibly funny, fat, nasty, has a lazy eye, and has skin tags. don vito enjoys hooters, veal scalopini, and antonios.
"You guys are a bunch of Vulcan idiots."
" He's got no tiddly just joogle, you can't just goat duggle. Hammer and nail and hammer, something and expect it to grow! Beglat you've got these idiots... Sitting hernwhaga ehhhm, just sitting glawhahwaglahhh. What they're doing?"
"Now you've got my eyes covered with ice-en-ning!"
"...itza stupid kazixta stupid country, datzall i know!"
"I dunno what's on the car! Haargh-di-ah you take points before, now you're asking all these questions!"
"YO!"
" He's got no tiddly just joogle, you can't just goat duggle. Hammer and nail and hammer, something and expect it to grow! Beglat you've got these idiots... Sitting hernwhaga ehhhm, just sitting glawhahwaglahhh. What they're doing?"
"Now you've got my eyes covered with ice-en-ning!"
"...itza stupid kazixta stupid country, datzall i know!"
"I dunno what's on the car! Haargh-di-ah you take points before, now you're asking all these questions!"
"YO!"
by clevelandsteamer July 20, 2005
a man who puts on a button-down, pink shirt with three buttons undone, torn jeans from abercrombie, flip flops, silk underwear and mousse in his hair and then heads out and cries to a barbra streisand musical, after which he goes to starbucks, where he orders a cappuccino, which he enjoys while reading an article in "vogue" about how to please your man. after all this, the "man" goes to the gap for some shopping and then heads out for a manicure and hair appointment.
the damn flamer couldn't stop talking about clothing materials, so i showed him the newest playboy and he quickly dissapeared
by clevelandsteamer September 05, 2005
by clevelandsteamer August 05, 2005