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A professional footballer for Liverpool FC and the Egyptian National Team. He went from being one of the most respected and loved footballers by all fans to one of the most hated by fans other than Liverpool supporters within the span of a couple of seasons in the English Premier League. He had an incredible season in 2017/18, rightfully earning him PFA and Premier League Player of the Year. However, he has become known as a diver during the 2018/19 season for his constant falling in the box and earning controversial penalties for Liverpool that have played a key role in the Premier League Title Race. If he was performing like he did in 17/18, not as many fans of other clubs would despite him.
Mo Salah was incredible during the 17/18 season, but his main contribution to Liverpool this season has been his diving abilities.
by citeh citeh citeh March 25, 2019
Get the Mo Salahmug. A 16-year-old Nickelodeon star that got famous off the show Dance Mom. She’s famous for her hair bows, receding hairline, and for dressing like a little girl. A lot of people hate on her for acting young, but she’s still a better role model than people like Danielle Cohn. She’s not afraid to express herself and does not fake pregnancies or marriages for clout. Looking up to someone who expresses their youth is better than someone who fakes being an adult solely for attention and money.
by citeh citeh citeh July 6, 2019
Get the Jojo Siwamug. To be incredibly overrated and so bad at defending in football that you have to grab your opponent’s cock to stop them from scoring against you.
Charlie was about to score a goal, but Alex grabbed him by the cock and knocked him down in the box. Alex is such a Joe Gomez
by citeh citeh citeh September 23, 2020
Get the Joe Gomezmug. A kick ass post-hardcore band from Los Angeles. They signed to Fearless Records in 2015 and currently only have one EP out called "Aren't You Glad?" that came out in early 2016. They're also a hell of a band to see live, because of the amount of energy they have on stage that leads them to put on an amazing performance. Fun fact: their guitarist, KJ, helped Crown the Empire work on their latest album.
by citeh citeh citeh August 4, 2016
Get the The White Noisemug. An idiotic thirteen year old girl who got famous on Doctor Phil for saying cash me ousside howbow dah. She's white, but she acts like she's black and is obnoxious. She's basically white trash.
by citeh citeh citeh March 9, 2017
Get the Danielle Bregolimug. A French midfielder that plays for Manchester United that has attitude issues. He usually has a good couple of months through each season, but then falls off due to issues which whatever manager he’s working with. No matter what manager is in charge, he always seems to fall out with them. He has a large ego and cares more about his dance skills and hairstyles. He has a lot of talent, but he has not let that shown.
by citeh citeh citeh April 25, 2019
Get the Paul Pogbamug. Another large plague brought to you and promoted by scene kids, but this time it's on YouTube. My Digital Escape consists of 7 famous YouTubers that originally had the intention of making videos to help angsty scene kids with their problems, but ended up making pointless videos of them acting like 5 year olds. Most of these members are YouTubers in their late teens and early twenties, who still haven't moved on from their 14 year old emo and scene phase. This YouTube group also led to the downfall and irrelevance of BryanStars, who stopped doing interviews for the glory of getting more views of My Digital Escape.
Stupid Scene Kid: ERMERGERD MY DIGITAL ESCAPE IS THE BEST THING EVER! JOHNNIE GUILBERT AND BRYANSTARS HELP ME SO MUCH!
Someone who understands: Shut the fuck up! My Digital Escape is pointless and is the reason Bryan sold out!
Someone who understands: Shut the fuck up! My Digital Escape is pointless and is the reason Bryan sold out!
by citeh citeh citeh October 7, 2016
Get the My Digital Escapemug.