aslp

age/sex/location/picture
if you get one of these on a IM on aol yahoo msn or YIM AIM check there pro if they have one close the window
48yodude254:Hey I'm a hot sexy bitch aslp
My sn: hold on(checked the profile)
Computer:Now blocking all IMs from 48yodude254
Me: hahahahahahahahahahaha
by Chris May 13, 2005
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Oy

A term used by angry jews and/or Czech people. Commonly used for insulting a younger, foolish member of the group. Almost always used in the same sentence as "...In the old country..." or when making someone feel stupid.
Oh vey, in dee old countree vee vouldnt allow it.
by Chris November 13, 2003
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wangas

Unable to climb rocks, however in still photos always appears to be doing a good job. Despite his natural problem solving ability, he can never seem to find which rock to go to next, and that my friends will be his downfall.
Wangas just go to that rock there, and jump over to that one.
by Chris November 25, 2004
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ventz

a man who is scared of no-one, his own person, he is allwys full of money, will b a ruler
mafia boss, a ruler in himself
by chris December 15, 2004
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metaphor halls

pretend halls that entertain people during phone convos.
jess was walking down the metaphor halls. with chris, and they had eaten sushi and rice.
by Chris December 23, 2004
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Pssshhh

A: "yo aint gotz no skeyulz"
B: "psshhh thatz not wut yo momz sayd"
by chris October 23, 2002
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hickory switch

A wooden implement, especially a tree branch, used for spanking.
"The old man will come a-runnin' with a hickory switch."
by Chris August 08, 2004
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