wank

British term to describe masturbating, sometimes known as:

josseling
flogging the dolphin
playing tug of war
pumping your fist
having a "german tank"
having a "down town jeremy brown"
having a "five knuckle shuffle"
having "one on the house"

American terms include:

beating off
whacking off
jerking off
he is upstaires having a jossel, would you like to leave a message?
by Chris February 27, 2005
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quaint

Emily is quaint............. :)
by Chris October 09, 2004
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barb

Short for Barbiturate, a class of benzo-like drugs.
"Hey man, you know where I can get some barbs?"
by Chris June 07, 2003
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OBW

OBW: "why you all be lookin at me!?"

you and your friends: "god damn OBWs"...
by chris January 25, 2005
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hamarm

Word used to descride a fat womens arm;
Derived from the visual likeness of a fat ladies arm to a christmas leg of ham (especially the hanging bit under the arm)!
look at her hamarms;
her arms look like a christmas ham;
i love hamarms;
by Chris February 16, 2005
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splunge bath

When you take a bath in splunge.
Splunge is to take a shit.
So it's to take a bath in shit.
Retard: I had a splunge bath yesterday, that's why I smell like shit.
by Chris May 14, 2005
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juke music

A term for ghetto house or booty music that's popular in the Chicago area.
girl there's a competition at the rink this weekend in Richton Park with lotsa juke music
by Chris May 22, 2004
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