chris 's definitions

assflute

see Chris Caplinger,
a flute for the ass

Chris Caplinger is a huge assflute.


Chris Caplinger, a master assfloutist, enjoys rough prison sex

by chris April 1, 2005

dutch oven

To fart a really stink fart under the covers and hold it there. Then hold your own head and anyone else who wants to underneath the cover and enjoy.

I dutch ovened my wife last night!

by Chris February 4, 2004

fam

a word use to describe your peoples. ones that you can trust dearly. someone you consider family

my fam wuz mad deep up in the club the other day

by Chris November 6, 2003

warmonger

A person promoting something undesirable or discreditable, in this case, war.

George W. Bush

by Chris March 23, 2003

Ham

Llama food. As seen in the movie "Napoleon Dynamite.

Tina, you fat lard, come get some ham!

by Chris May 6, 2005

American Couch Sloth

Lazy Bastard that can't do anything on his own, so he "lets" people do it for him.

"I'm going to let you take that computer home with you to look at it"
"Oh, lucky me"

by Chris June 29, 2004

haner mananer

A squirrel found in space that farts out fireworks when it gets pissed off.

"Holy fucking haner mananer shit balls ass fuck cock!"

by Chris April 6, 2005