chris's definitions

Manstitution

The silent set of rules that all men are bound to.
Things said and done that stay within manhood.

Dude, why did you tell Trish I fucked her sister?! You totally breeched the Manstitution.

by Chris November 5, 2003

calorific

Radical, cool. Often used by surfers.

Woah! Calorific man!

by Chris March 26, 2003

Spodank

(adj.) Something that is stupid, useless, or unnecessary. synonyms: stupid, gay, retarded.

That assembly we had about drugs and alcohol was so spodank. I fell asleep!

by Chris November 30, 2004

stapleton

a mooch or a person who takes more than they deserve.

that dude is such a stapleton

by Chris February 5, 2005

fisheye

When you cum in a girl's eye, she winks because it stings. If you look at a live fish, it winks in the same manner.

I gave her the old fisheye and she bit my dick.

by Chris March 20, 2005

marmalise

Marmalise,

1. to unleash upon a person and completely and utterly destroy them into a pool of viscous orange bio-soup

2. In the event that a person, unintentionally and unfavourably falls into a vat or marmalade, thus becomeing marmalised.

1.

man1: I'm going to marmalise you because I don't like your head
man2: please don't marmalise me because you don't like my head!
man2: *marmalised*

2.

man: this railing looks very stout and hardy, I might put my full body weight on and....*splash*

by Chris February 27, 2005

lemon

A lesbian with a bad attitude.

So when I asked for more foam on my latte, the lemon adjusted her mullet under her baseball cap before giving me the evil eye.

by Chris May 14, 2004