chris's definitions

circus seal

When 3 or more guys line up and a chick (or dude if you're into that shit) on her knees sucks off all three in a row.

But you cute as hell. Like to go down on you, suck you, line up three
other guys and make like a circus seal

by Chris August 31, 2003

registry

Something in your computer that you should delete if an IIS reset does not work.

Did you try an IIS reset? Well, if it does not work, try deleting your registry

by Chris June 19, 2006

druid

A character on diablo 2 expansion who can summon animals, shapeshift, and has elemental skills such as hurrican

damn my werewolf druid just got fortitude and BOTD zerker so he kicks ass now

by chris May 8, 2005

keizersheckt

fag, i made this word up way back in the day

you are such a keizersheckt

by chris October 5, 2004

Castro

The gay district of San Francisco, sometimes referred to as a "Gay Mecca." Originally began in the 70s, when civil rights pioneer Harvey Milk became the first gay city official in the US. Murdered in city hall along with the mayor by a jealous competitor, who was later released after only a very brief sentence, leading to widespread outrage in the city. Now home to many gay individuals, businesses, restaurants, bars and clubs. Home to one of the biggest Pride celebrations, annually every summer.

Stupid ignorant motherfuckers on this website telling people in the castro to "get a girlfriend" should try getting a boyfriend instead.

by Chris September 4, 2005

Paris Hilton

The original inspiration for the movie "Species." A cock-hungry blonde predator from outer space who doesn't speak the human language of English very well but is driven to go out with and fuck as many human males as possible.

I know you people have seen "Species", are you sure this wasn't a documentary about Paris Hilton’s personal life?????

by Chris January 1, 2005

go juice

Coffee. Term usually used in the morning. "Go-go juice" is appropriate as well.

I need some go juice to get through the morning.

by Chris February 15, 2004