chris's definitions

joemoma

a awesome come back that can never be beaten

1st person-"-YOU are Fat and Ugly!"
2nd person" oh yeah, well Joemoma "

by chris May 13, 2005

H-Vegas

H-Vegas ... Hillsborough, NC. Small ass town with the most rednecks ever. Top hangout is Bojangles, though they are very proud of their new Wal-Mart. Very big on Green Monster, Moonshine, and keg stands! The girls are hot, the trucks are huge! I'm goin back...

I bonged eight beers that night in H-Vegas.

by Chris May 13, 2005

boardstrong

From the message board NodownCards.com, boardstrong is a philosophy that embodies the creativity and ingenuity aspects of message boarding.

"Hey look, the same Eric Estrada picture thats been on the internet since the Civil War. Way to boardstrong."

by Chris February 24, 2005

dubya

dick ward who screwed his country and did marajuana

george dubya bush fucked out our country of cash and moral value

by Chris February 24, 2005

Victoria's Secret

the secret is victoria is a man

(barfing after reading0

by Chris February 24, 2005

Angry Pirate

When you are getting head from a girl and before you cum you shoot your jizz in her eye so she covers her eye and makes an arrrrrgh sound. then you kick her in the shin so she's hopping. then lastly you bend one of her index fingers so she has a hook. no here's the point where you laugh and leave.

i shot this girl all in her eye and kicked her hard in the leg and bent her finger and laughed hysterically she thought it was mean.

by chris May 13, 2005

overhand eagle

Jerking off using an overhand motion so as to make it seem like a stranger is doing the deed.

Dude, do the Overhand Eagle. Its like getting a hand job from a stranger.

by Chris February 25, 2005