chris's definitions

jokeleys

fake oakley sunglasses bought at your local indian or arab gas station

I paid 5 bucks for these jokeleys from Habib.

by chris January 23, 2005

OBW

an obnoxious black woman

OBW: "why you all be lookin at me!?"

you and your friends: "god damn OBWs"...

by chris January 25, 2005

hick metal

Cowboys singing death metal.

Ever heard of Pumpjack? Good, hick metal sucks.

by Chris January 25, 2005

Hurrelled

To be done by a man named Hurrell.

"She got proper Hurrelled, like"

by Chris January 26, 2005

marines

stands for
M uscles
A re
R equired
I nteligence
N essary
E quiipment

Army can't do shit right, fuck, send in the real men, the marines

by chris January 27, 2005

Breaks

A 2 player game where the point is to "break" your opponents pencil. Heres how it's played: One individual holds a pencil horizantally at each end while the other player forcibly snaps their pencil down in attempt to break the horizontal pencil. The benefit of this game is simple. Usually, its just the personal satisfaction of having broke a pencil with another pencil.

"I'll smoke your ass in breaks!"

by Chris January 27, 2005

cnotte

Cnotte is a poor man who has learned how to live off the very little doe he earns.
Also used as a verb.

I'm feeling very cnotte this check better last two weeks.

As a verb.

I've cnotted all month long.

I'm cnotting right now can't afford to go out.

by Chris January 28, 2005