chris's definitions

pie face

A person who is overweight, otherwise known as a fat knacker

man1: jeesus how much butter do you want?
man2: you've some need to talk, pie face!

by Chris February 27, 2005

nazz

means "fool" in the slang invented for A Clockwork Orange by Anthony Burgess

by Chris July 13, 2003

Doube-Exotic

Double exotic is a new phrase coined by my co-worker/supervisor, keith. Its when someting is taboo or exotic in 2 ways. Example would be A hot asian wanting anal... or a double headed gazelle.

Woah Lucy Lu wanted it anal from me, thats double exotic!

by Chris January 21, 2005

it

The word the Knights of Ni cannot hear or say.

by Chris December 14, 2002

barrette

A clasp, often decorated, used to hold back one's hair.

Look, doesn't Jenny look lovely wearing that purple barrette in her hair to-day?

by Chris December 21, 2003

WOFTAM

Waste of Fucking Time and Money; pronounced "Waft am"

"The Boss has sent me on another WOFTAM trip"

by Chris June 18, 2006

crackeyed

a person strung out on huffing propane

dannys out back by the barbecue, he's so crackeyed

by chris April 21, 2004