chris's definitions

table nazi

When someone's anal about how you hold your fork or some shit at dinner, and proceeds to throw their utencils at you and break dishes in a fit to have you conform. Like my dad.

"What a fucking table nazi! All I did was slurp and he fuckin broke a dish on my brother's head; so I did it again, and so did he. What a fun game."

by Chris March 1, 2005

ENDO

where the front brake of a bike is applied with the intention of raising the rear wheel into the air

by chris July 20, 2003

Uhh

1. A commonly used sound out of bad habit or to annoy the listener when ones thought has reached an impass.

2. The noise made during "Intercourse" Please see "Intercourse" for more information.

3. A noise created out of pure desperation which can be detected as one of the purest forms of guilt. This definition can possibly be used along side definition 1 and could be mistaken for definition 2.

While my dad questioned me about the drugs in my dresser, I foolishly used "uhh" to seal my fate.

by Chris April 12, 2006

up your kilt

slang Scottish toast or dedication like "cheers" or "down the hatch"

"Cheers yah southern poxxie"
"Up your kilt yah northern fairy"

by Chris March 20, 2005

feddies

N. Cash. As in "federal-ies"

Yo Ezekiel, You got those feddies you owe me?

by Chris May 28, 2003

shiva

a true player; one who is good with women

Don Juan is a shiva.

by chris January 5, 2005

four fifth

A .45 caliber handgun or pistol, usualy used in urban slang such as rap.
Common to words such as tre deuce being a .32, deuce deuce being a .22.

"Looked up and I seen Swift shootin it out
But I can't see who he's shootin it out with
But Denaun's right behind him squeezin his four fifth"

-Eminem (one shot 2 shot)

by chris November 15, 2004