chris's definitions

ashey

when your legs get all chalky white fromlack of moisture

use lotion to take care of this problem.

by chris January 17, 2005

LD

Light Defense. Position played in tribes which can only be played by those with far superior skills than any other player.

"i will LD the flag"

by chris July 12, 2003

shib

shib: 'shib v Inflected forms: shib.bed; shibb.ing
1 : to consume mass quantities of alcohol in short periods of time <We shibbed hard as shit last night.>
2 : to disregard any form of civility pertaining primarily, but not limited, to skirmishes, sexual encounters, and upset stomach illness <We shibbed hard as shit last night.>
3 : to separate specific strains of DNA from West-African plant life at the quantum-physical level <We shibbed hard as shit last night.>
4 : to informally represent the eastern U.S. city of Bel Air, MD at social engagements <We shibbed hard as shit last night.>

We shibbed hard as shit last night

by Chris March 2, 2005

Spooge

Semen or Cum

Ah man, Ben Afleck spooge.

Dude, dont spooge in my room.

by Chris August 21, 2003

boardstrong

From the message board NodownCards.com, boardstrong is a philosophy that embodies the creativity and ingenuity aspects of message boarding.

"Hey look, the same Eric Estrada picture thats been on the internet since the Civil War. Way to boardstrong."

by Chris February 24, 2005

a nosefull

When you place someones nose between your ass cheeks and let a big smelly fart out, usually done when the victim is asleep, passed out, or held down.

Also reffered to as a 'Fart Hammer'

"Tim gave Billy a nosefull last night when Billy passed out at Tim's house.

by Chris November 19, 2004

Decreptitude

Cath made it up in a childcare lesson, it means the same as decrepit, except its used by her and her alone.

the process of becoming decrepit.

"It's years of work and decreptitude..."

by Chris February 1, 2005