chris's definitions

ut2004

The best game yet in the Unreal series.

Player1: Yo, ya wanna play UT2004?
Player2: Hell yeah beeyatch! Ima kill your ass!
Player1: I don't think so!
Player2: FUCK!
Player1: Ha! Ha! Eat murder whore! Yeah, ownage!

by Chris May 13, 2005

Aberfoyle

Eau de source naturelle... oh..
Natural Spring Water.. Its better than shitty Dasani

Bow down bitch

by Chris November 12, 2003

He-Hooters

Similar to moobs; a disgustingly large set of breasts found on a man.

My god man! Look at his he-hooters!

by Chris April 24, 2003

sentimental

Meaning of essence or 'a lot' to oneself

by chris March 5, 2003

chava

The people who hang around on street corners, hurl abuse at passers by, smoke all the time and dress entirely in sportswear. Chavas is a term used almost expressly in the North East of England and is often used to refer to any ne'er do well who would steal your eyes if you weren't looking.

After I shouted a retort back at them, the chavas chased me up the street but they promptly collapsed in a fit of smokers' coughs.

by Chris May 3, 2003

Mighty Mighty BossToneS

A band that began the genre of "ska-core". Excellent band, most people just suck too much dick to realize how amazing they are, but for some reason, still rock out to Linkin Park.

All the BossToneS albums are amazing.

by Chris November 29, 2003

Smarch

The thirtheenth month of the year.

Lousy Smarch weather. "Don't touch Willy." Good advice.

by Chris May 13, 2005