Definitions by chris 

Southern Kiss 

A blow job.
It's a little more than a kiss.
It's southern because its down south.

"Lainie just gave me the best Southern Kiss ever."

Southern Kiss by Chris January 31, 2005

Magician 

When a man is having sex doggy style, he pulls out and spits on her back. When she turns over he ejaculates on her face.

I pulled a magician on my girlfriend and she dumped me.

Magician by Chris January 30, 2005

Stoecocked 

When you get stoecocked

You just done been stoecocked

Stoecocked by Chris January 30, 2005

cnotte 

Cnotte is a poor man who has learned how to live off the very little doe he earns.
Also used as a verb.

I'm feeling very cnotte this check better last two weeks.

As a verb.

I've cnotted all month long.

I'm cnotting right now can't afford to go out.

cnotte by Chris January 28, 2005

marines 

stands for
M uscles
A re
R equired
I nteligence
N essary
E quiipment

Army can't do shit right, fuck, send in the real men, the marines

marines by chris January 27, 2005

Breaks

A 2 player game where the point is to "break" your opponents pencil. Heres how it's played: One individual holds a pencil horizantally at each end while the other player forcibly snaps their pencil down in attempt to break the horizontal pencil. The benefit of this game is simple. Usually, its just the personal satisfaction of having broke a pencil with another pencil.

"I'll smoke your ass in breaks!"

Breaks by Chris January 27, 2005

Hurrelled 

To be done by a man named Hurrell.

"She got proper Hurrelled, like"

Hurrelled by Chris January 26, 2005