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tony cottee 

1) A diminutive striker for West Ham United and Everton in the eighties and nineties

2) The anus, from modern Cockney rhyming slang (Tony Cottee = botty)
LD: I tried to take her up the Tony Cottee but my nob was too big so I just jizzed on her back instead.
tony cottee by Brian Munich August 30, 2006
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Cheeter-Chotter 

"Yo, Danny, gimmie my cheeter-chotter back."
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hoops-cotter 

hoops-cotter is any male with a penis over 3 feet long. Hoops-cotter's don't feel any sympathy towards women, as they just use them for sex objects.
A pimp would be considered a hoops-cotter. Most Celebrities couls be considered hoops-cotters
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